Conway

A Conway is an object of great size (mainly width) that passes with considerable pain out the anal canal (Anus canalium).
A Conway gets its name from the literal parts;

1) Con - A negative aspect - As in the case of faeces, with it being extremely hard, wide, and maybe even nutty. Terrible hazardous to the rectum.
2) Way - The Passage - This refers to the rectum and the anal mouth.

Therefore, by conglomerizing these two definitions together, we get CONWAY, which is when a big ol' hard crusty shite is passed through the anal canal, where the turd rips the lining of the anus.

The International Anus Awareness Group (the IAAG) says that this happens to 1 in 13 Guadaluapians, and unfortunately it is increasing rapidly among 20 to 30 year olds.

Docters say that it is the third highest killer of people when on the toilet, after heart-attacks and premature ejaculation accidents, which claims 1 in 6.

Guy 1 - "Hey man, ..... (Sigh)....., can I talk to you?"Guy 2 - "Sure thing homes"Guy 1 - "Last night, I did a CONWAY, ......., and well, ......., i cant do anything, can't sit down, and give my mom my dirty clothes to wear......"
Guy 2 - "Conway? what the hells that? why cant you sit down? dirty clothes, whats this about, ......, your not gay are you homes?"
Guy 1 - "No, no man, I ate a lot of really nutty foods, i mean REAL nutty foods, and, well ..... last night I was on the can dreaming of being the next Kevin Costner, and when I shit, the pain was terrifying, and when I looked down, there was blood everywhere, on the bowl, on the door, on the ceiling, and down my legs! I was making the flag of japan all night with the tissue paper"
Guy 2 - "What the ....... bleghhhh (Vomiting up his TV dinner from last night), ...... (Gasp) ....... but how.......... Bllleeeggghhhhhh---- ah---- bleggh (continues to vomit).......... (gasp) ...... on the ceiling?...... *DUFGH* (collapses in his own vomit)"

by Caffo November 13, 2009

conaway

One who is very attractive and persuasive. Someone who is witty and sexy and they can convince anyone.

"Them conaways' are awesome!"
"If you need a good husband marry a conaway!"

by 040482 June 8, 2014

Conway

The act of avoiding answering a question by deflecting said question using alternative facts.

I asked my husband of cheating on me and his response was, "Of course not, but remember that time you were flirting with that waiter? That was really hurtful." I think I got Conwayed.

by BioNazi July 12, 2017

Pulling a Conway

used to describe a person who disappears without warning and without telling anyone; where they are going, who with and what they are doing. This is generally a drunken act however can be done sober. generally leads to texts and calls asking of your whereabouts to which you reply 'i don't know'.... can sometimes lead to being found chundering outside hotels or sleeping in a bush.

Person 1: "What happened to you last night"

Person 2: "no idea, just woke up in a gutter"

Person 1: "So you were pulling a conway"

by JCon8471 November 7, 2010

Conway

Term used to describe a peanut headed baffoon that wears flourescent jacets and makes love to his cousin. Can often be found spending his grans money in the casino. More oftenly labelled a 'bad man'.

He's a complete 'CONWAY', he'd shag his own gran.

by Norman Baconflap January 16, 2007

Conway-Pitre Theory

The implosive reaction that theoretically occurs when one morbidly obese individual makes contact with somebody who is exactly pi/10 of his or her weight.

Wow, he's so fat the Conway-Pitre Theory applies to him. RUN!!!

by Melvis Piff February 18, 2004

Conways

Noun, Action, Putting your finger into a girls arse hole

Putting your finger into a girls arse using the conways action

by Conwaylovesbrownfingers January 10, 2006