Condescending Smiley Face - When someone uses a smiley-face in an obviously heated text-based argument in an attempt to seem 'better' or 'above' the other person.
e.g. of a Condescending Smiley Face: The context is an argument on youtube over something stupid. "If you'd actually read the date though you'd realise you're wrong :)"
by AcidCH August 3, 2013
Get the Condescending Smiley Face mug.John: Dude! I think I have herpes!
Doug: That sucks man! Who did you get it from?
John: Some guy named Jason. He emailed me some porn and I opened a file called herpes.exe.
Doug: You need an internet condom man! You can't just enter an infected file like that. I usually wear 2 internet condoms, AVG and Norton.
Doug: That sucks man! Who did you get it from?
John: Some guy named Jason. He emailed me some porn and I opened a file called herpes.exe.
Doug: You need an internet condom man! You can't just enter an infected file like that. I usually wear 2 internet condoms, AVG and Norton.
by rogerthewhale January 21, 2012
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To explain to a person with condescension. To assume you are more qualified to speak on a subject than a trained professional because of something you read on the Internet, or in a book, etc; or because of an assumption based on gender. (Including man/womansplaining).
Can be used as an umbrella or gender neutral term.
Can be used as an umbrella or gender neutral term.
The antivaxxer condesplained to the doctor the dangers of the MMR vaccine based on a debunked paper.
Judy knew that men didn't know how to cook so she proceeded to condesplain a simple recipe to her coworker.
Judy knew that men didn't know how to cook so she proceeded to condesplain a simple recipe to her coworker.
by Architectphonic May 23, 2016
Get the condesplain mug.I appreciate Brandon for his wit and energy. I don't just keep him around for his car, money, or his other social condiments.
by haribobation April 19, 2009
Get the Social condiments mug.A condom that has been in your pocket for a very long time. Very compressed and looks like you've sat on it for 20 days. Only used in emergency's.
by Dierks Olgensen May 3, 2010
Get the Pocket Condom mug.When one takes a condom, fills it with diet coke and freezes it. The Diet Coke Condom can be used as a weapon for self-defense or as a dildo, it has other uses too.
The Diet Coke Condom was invented by popular manga bishonen schoolboy Rodrick Heffley as a weapon against his younger brother Manny-kun.
The Diet Coke Condom was invented by popular manga bishonen schoolboy Rodrick Heffley as a weapon against his younger brother Manny-kun.
Rodrick has filled a condom with Diet Coke, froze it, and bashed Manny over the head with it. Manny has fucking died. The Diet Coke Condom is a deadly weapon.
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Get the Diet Coke Condom mug.Useless at best, causing severe damage at worst. Similar to saying, "As much use as a bull in a china shop."
Guy 1: Damn it... My sister ruined my school project again.
Guy 2: Wow. She's as much use as a hedgehog in a condom factory.
Guy 2: Wow. She's as much use as a hedgehog in a condom factory.
by Ur waifu June 7, 2016
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