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Air Cumpressor

Another name for your penis when you are too young to produce any sexual fluids that only air comes out when your masturbate.
Mike: I think the first time I jacked it I was like 13-14 years old.

Marty: Really?! I wacked off at 8. Only air came out though. No jizz.

Mike: I knew you had a tiny air cumpressor.
by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm January 17, 2019
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compressticles

Male discomfort typically caused by pants riding up while seated. A portmanteau of compress and testicle. Often relieved by standing and either bouncing the balls or general shaking.
He exclaims while standing and giving his genitals a bounce: "sitting in this chair gives me compressticles!"
by longIslandMark April 23, 2009
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Compucessory

An accessory for a computer. Frankly we need more words like this!
Man in Department Store: Miss, could you point me to the Compucessory Department
by tomh99 July 15, 2009
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Kompressor

'supercharger' in German. Mercedes-Benzs with superchargers have badges that say kompressor. It is NOT a model of car.
Guy: Dude look at that Mercedes Kompressor!

Joe: You F***ing retard, it's an SL55.
by I own an SL55 August 26, 2006
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drop-top kompressor

A Kompressor is a type of car by Mercedes-Benz. There is a convertible version which was called a "drop-top Kompressor" in the song Favourite Things by Big Brovaz.
Buy me Gucci dresses and drop-top Kompressors.
by Beetle86 May 31, 2012
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Compression shorts

Athletic underwear that look like shiny boxer-briefs and are supposed to function the same as a jockstrap (support/protect the testes) but don't. Fit awkwardly and strenuous activity causes your junk to move around which leads to lots of awkward adjusting. Have become very popular with young men around the country who wouldn't be caught dead wearing a jockstrap in the locker room, even if it men't wearing something as uncomfortable and ineffective as Compression Shorts.
Teammate: Yo, no one wears jocks anymore bro. You need to hit up some compression shorts. Shit be stylin. Yolo.
by maximim July 26, 2012
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Compressed

Someone who is compressed is small but extremely fat usually there name is tyler.
Yo you know tyler is compressed.
by Fazetlr November 9, 2019
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