Midwest Bus Company

A really shitty school bus group that does not follow the laws of physics or geography. They say its a Midwest bus company but its based in NY

Midwest Bus Company is a really shitty company tbh

by gdysgyydg271y3712ty36y21gdyh1 January 4, 2023

evil tyrannical company

A company bent on nothing but evil and greed, with no morals or sanity. see 4Kids

4Kids is an evil tyrannical company!

by ShinaGami October 13, 2005

boon companion

Intimate and inseparable friends. Has nothing to do with being someone's butt buddy.

E.B: Thank you so much for squiring me. These gentlemen being so obviously compelled by other responsibilities, such as scrutiny by former boon companions.

Dan: We was never your fucking boon companions, E.B.

by AlAboos February 26, 2008

Companda

It's a companion.

It's a panda.

Companda!

Meet my Companda.
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by distrbnce March 16, 2005

Company Fat

Company Fat is a term used to describe personnel and/or policies that are unnecessary for a company to operate. Most of the time, the company fat causes a decrease in operating effectiveness and efficiency. Much like body fat, too much Company Fat can cause the arteries of a company to clog, ultimately hitting its bottom line (the heart).

Michael: Good. (starts to walk away, then turns around) Oh, yeah, also, about budget stuff. Um, I going to need you to find, like a, a full employee salary, plus benefits, like fifty grand. I'm going to need you to find 50 grand in the numbers.
Angela: But we don't keep two sets of books.
Michael: Well, that's not what I'm saying. Just, you know, find it. Pretend that your jobs depend on it.
(Michael walks away)

Later...

Angela: Well, I looked through all the budgets. And there is one department...
Oscar: Yes?
Angela: ...that has three people...
Oscar: Yeah?
Angela: ...doing the work, that could be done by two.
Oscar: This is great.
(Angela slowly shakes her head)
(Oscar looks around)
Oscar: Oh.
Kevin: (knowingly) Yeah. (with emphasis) Oh.

*There is Company Fat in the accounting department at the Dunder Mifflin Scranton branch.

by tcufrog08 June 24, 2008

Companimal

Companion+Animal=Companimal. A household pet that the owner treats like one of their friends.

After a long day at work, Nick just chilled with his companimal to ease his stress.

by Nicky Bich January 5, 2011

theory of comparative girls

When a halfway-decent looking girl hangs out with a very unattractive girl in order to make herself look attractive.

"Did you see that picture with Emma last night? She looked so hot!"

"Nah, she's just using the theory of comparative girls to make herself look better by standing next to that fat chick."

by warriorlax1220 November 6, 2011