pussy comitatus

(phrase: Latin) - bros before hoes.

Seamus: Sorry, can't make poker tonight, my wife wants a clit-rub.
---Randy: Pussy comitatus, dude.
Seamus: ... What?

by Randiee April 6, 2010

cometh

the cometh in "The iceman cometh" and the cometh in "the ozzman cometh"

I wonder what da fuck that cometh thing means

by sentiny December 31, 2006

itty bitty titty comitty

a girl who's boobs are so small that she should be part of a commitee for small titty's know as the itty bitty titty comitty.

MIKE:damn man felicia's tits arent somthing that i would want. I want a girl with big breasts on her chest not flat lookin like sombody stepped on her chest.

CRIS: yah dude she should be part of the itty bitty titty comitty.

by Cmack56 August 31, 2008

Comish

1. A jock sniffing coworker who wins a GOAT helmet at a game he was invited to by a "friend" who happens to be the biggest GOAT fan of all time, who doesn't give him the helmet.

2. A jock sniffing coworker who receives a text from a confused young fantasy opponent telling him that a fantasy owner is not starting Patrick Mahomes, who then notifies said fantasy owner who then plays him and beats one of his "friends" thus knocking him out of the playoffs......

My co worker is a total comish.....

by Hossenator December 3, 2018

Coith

Referring to a person as a penis split by the act of coithing.

"You're such a coith, Dan."

by CoithMaster418 November 6, 2017

Comethazine

A shit ass rapper that is thirsty for Demi Lovato and gets no girls. Raps about Goyard and Supreme but has none of that shit.

Comethazine: I'm gonna fuck Demi Lovato
Demi:

Comethazine:Fuck me
Demi: Toad ass hell nah

by lol987654321 June 2, 2018

comited relationship

a relationship were all you are conserned about is each other.

when your girl friend flurts with another guy when your not around.

by Jarrod Purvis May 10, 2005