Mike: Man, f*ck Comcast!
Ike: I know, man, it's comcastic!
or
Sun: Man, F*ck the coal industry!
Wind: I know, man, it's comcastic!
Ike: I know, man, it's comcastic!
or
Sun: Man, F*ck the coal industry!
Wind: I know, man, it's comcastic!
by crnnchls February 9, 2010
Get the comcastic mug.A statistical analysis of customer experience. Make it extremely tedious and difficult to cancel/downgrade/do anything with your service. The benefit of people giving up and accepting unnecessary fees or undesired services outweighs the cost of those that do leave.
Comcast has determined that their strategy of impossible customer service benefits the bottom line more than being a customer-friendly company.
Comcast has determined that their strategy of impossible customer service benefits the bottom line more than being a customer-friendly company.
Comcast strategy example:
To cancel a service you must be on hold and bounced between representatives for at least 30 minutes. The percent that give up and accept whatever fee is more profitable than correcting the percent that do quit/give the company a bad reputation.
To cancel a service you must be on hold and bounced between representatives for at least 30 minutes. The percent that give up and accept whatever fee is more profitable than correcting the percent that do quit/give the company a bad reputation.
by me, mane July 20, 2014
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The act of slowly killing a customer through mental anguish by preempting programming with worthless low-quality local programming under the guise of "community service", missed service appointments, blaming the customer's wiring or gear, and horrible HD lineups and picture quality.
1. This f-ing jacked up picture on my $10,000 TV is totally comcastic.
2. I feel I'm being comcastic'd up my backside by that freaking cable company.
2. I feel I'm being comcastic'd up my backside by that freaking cable company.
by El Defino November 12, 2006
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by tehehehe November 8, 2003
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Get the Comcassed mug.Adjective. Branded, descriptive term meaning lame or weak in such a way as to be on the boundaries of imagination.
by Buckminster Reed November 5, 2005
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A Ben Affleck movie marathon is on HBO? What a comcastrophe!
A Ben Affleck movie marathon is on HBO? What a comcastrophe!
by C-Dawg06 January 24, 2006
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