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comcastic

A trade-word coined by the cable company Comcast.

definition 1: deceitful
definition 2: despicable
Mike: Man, f*ck Comcast!
Ike: I know, man, it's comcastic!

or

Sun: Man, F*ck the coal industry!
Wind: I know, man, it's comcastic!
by crnnchls February 9, 2010
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comcast strategy

A statistical analysis of customer experience. Make it extremely tedious and difficult to cancel/downgrade/do anything with your service. The benefit of people giving up and accepting unnecessary fees or undesired services outweighs the cost of those that do leave.

Comcast has determined that their strategy of impossible customer service benefits the bottom line more than being a customer-friendly company.
Comcast strategy example:

To cancel a service you must be on hold and bounced between representatives for at least 30 minutes. The percent that give up and accept whatever fee is more profitable than correcting the percent that do quit/give the company a bad reputation.
by me, mane July 20, 2014
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comcastic

The act of slowly killing a customer through mental anguish by preempting programming with worthless low-quality local programming under the guise of "community service", missed service appointments, blaming the customer's wiring or gear, and horrible HD lineups and picture quality.
1. This f-ing jacked up picture on my $10,000 TV is totally comcastic.
2. I feel I'm being comcastic'd up my backside by that freaking cable company.
by El Defino November 12, 2006
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Comcast

also known as worddowntime/word
Every two hours, my isp decides to give its servers a 3 hour break.
by tehehehe November 8, 2003
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Comcassed

When a company screws you out of your money by misrepresenting the services they provide
I just used speedtest.net on my 50mb/ps connection and got 9mb/ps. Guess I've been Comcassed...
by arrogant-bastard May 15, 2015
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comcastic

Adjective. Branded, descriptive term meaning lame or weak in such a way as to be on the boundaries of imagination.
Did you see that movie man? It really sucked!

Yeah! It was comcastic!
by Buckminster Reed November 5, 2005
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comcastrophe

A situation that epitomizes all things comcastic; a complete fiasco.
George Bush's presidency has been an utter comcastrophe.

A Ben Affleck movie marathon is on HBO? What a comcastrophe!
by C-Dawg06 January 24, 2006
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