colossome

Something that is so colossally big, it is awesome.

That burrito is colossome.

by big.O October 30, 2011

Colostophobia

Fear of colostomies. The fear of seeing, touching, smelling, or the possibility of ever having a colostomy.

After working so hard to get through school, John was unable to work as a nurse due to his overwhelming colostophobia.

by JMM2W February 13, 2018

colostomy fag

A psychotic individual with a very specific neurotic obsession involving the desire or intent to permanently replace part of your colon with his penis via illicit surgery in which his urethra is bored out and drastically widened, then tied to your lower intestine which forces your feces to be funneled up into his bladder; i.e., becoming a human colostomy bag. Without intervention and reversal, this procedure is usually fatal for both assailant and victim.

Randy the sociopath watched the Human Centipede, so now he wants to take it to the next level and become a colostomy fag.

by skoto August 19, 2018

getting coldstone

(v) A totally random saying as an excuse to get out of the house so you can go somewhere in secret and have sex... sometime actually stopping after to get ice-cream to avoid suspicion.

Bye, mom. Jimmy and I are getting ColdStone!
But Sarah, it's freezing outside!
That's OK, Jimmy says it's warm inside.

by Captain_G-Force February 27, 2018

colostomy bag

a bag you shit in through your chest

sarah wanted to go to the movies bur she couldnt because she'd scare all of the children with her shit filled colostomy bag.

by scott you douchebag May 25, 2003

coldstoner

a pothead who deals with his or her munchies with ice cream

jon: man i smoked way too much lets go get some icecream
tim: dude your such a coldstoner

by kaz88 August 2, 2011

The Colostomizer

The Colostomizer is a particularly sexy motherfucker, specifically with respect to his relative skill at any of a number of competitive endeavors. Whether it be videogames, sports, or pissing contests, The Colostomizer will fuck you up so badly that, once he's done with you, you'll be in desperate need of a colostomy bag (read: your asshole will be loose to the point that you can no longer control when you take a shit).

Jesus H. Christ, The Colostomizer just skullfucked you through your asshole! How does it feel to get sodomized by a freight train?

by Rapist Wit November 12, 2008