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a shit so enormous that most men don't live to tell the tale, although the ones that do usually lose most of their internal organs
I remember the day I took a colossal shit. my liver and lower intestine came out of me and so did 2 quarts of blood. they had to surgically remove my anus to let the shit come out. I am lucky to be alive today
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