panamanian colonoscopy

when a man has one of the prostitutes he knocked up get an abortion.

damn it ernesto's girl has to get a panamanian colonoscopy

by tobacco joe September 19, 2009

colonoscopee

the act of a male having butt sex with a female, and then rinsing out her butt with your urine in preparation of butt sex.

"My girl told me to stick it in her ass, so i gave her a colonsoscopeee first."

"I gave Luckie a colonoscopee before i butt raped him because he would not let me spit in his butthole."

by corn up your crank January 8, 2012

Colonoscopy

The over-use of smilies, often as an entire message in an SMS or instant messaging. The reason for the word being called "Colonoscopy" is that most smilies utilise the colon symbol ":".

Perry: What do you think of that movie?
Timothy: :) :/ :( :P :S :D
Perry: Stop that colonoscopy, fool!

by Lord Aexerus February 25, 2011

Explosive Colonoscopy

A sex move where the male attaches a lit firecracker onto the head of his penis. Then proceeds to insert his penis along with the firecracker into a woman’s anus. Thus causing the woman’s anus an colon to explode.

Brodie, last night I had to take some chick to the ER after I did the craziest Explosive Colonoscopy.

by braindead September 8, 2018

colonol Ew'Kazy crazy

Something that reaches the realms of belief! Totally unbelievable.

Jim: Did you just see me make all the balls in the pockets off the break, while drinking a bear, talking on a cell phone, and putting out a sweet vibe?
Matt: Yeah, I guess!
Jim: That was colonol Ew'Kazy crazy.
Matt: huh?
Jim: Look it up on Urban Dictionary!!!

by Lilrandom July 7, 2008

Colognoisseur

Person who loves cologne, has knowledge about it and might own a very extense collection of it.

- I heard that Jean Blanc owns 250 bottles of cologne.
+ Wow! He must be a true colognoisseur!

by memecio June 7, 2018

colonna

to leave highschool in 3 years under the false pretense of attending college only to succumb to the morbid future of attending Mercer Community College and recieving a G.E.D never to return to Senior year because of the shame.

I'm gonna do the colonna plan but wait I actually have friends in highschool.

by btown May 14, 2005