Convidiot

1. A stupid person who stubbornly ignored 'social distancing' protocol. thus help to further spread COVID-19

2. A stupid person who hoards groceries needlessly spreading COVID-19 dears and depriving others of vital supplies

'Are you seriously going to visit grandma? dude, don't be such a convidiot'

'See that guy with the 200 toilet paper rolls? What a convidiot'

by glkdsmfhg;serg;'lsehdkgserh March 21, 2020

COVIDIOT

Brain dead people who after an abundance of times hearing the health care professionals about the need for social distancing and proper hand washing continues to be oblivious of the COVID-19 pandemic. Their hoarding of goods then selling them for a profit, depriving others of vital supplies and no regard for the welfare of others.

Look at that person filling up their shopping cart with toilet paper. What a COVIDIOT.

by Tender Kisses March 22, 2020

Covidiot

1. a stupid person who stubbornly ignores the "social distancing" protocol, thus helping to further spread COVID-19.

2. a stupid person who hoards groceries, needlessly spreading COVID-19 fears and depriving other of vital supplies

1. "Are you seriously going to visit granny?
Hey mate, don't be such a covidiot"

2. "See that bloke with the 100 toilet paper rolls? What a covidiot"

by Psychen5 March 22, 2020

COVIDIOTS

Covidiots are those people who refuse to take the novel coronavirus, COVID19, seriously. They do not practice social distancing. They do not stay at home. They do not cancel parties.

Amy: Why are all of those people still going to the beach for Spring Break in the middle of a global pandemic?
Toby: Because they are Covidiots.

by SpecklemyFreckle April 3, 2020

complidiot

A combination of the word "Complete" and "Idiot." Means someone who is a complete idiot

Wow that stunt was not smart at all, he must be a complidiot.

by ricjames07 September 2, 2013

Celidiot

A person who is walking along while concentrating on their cell phone's screen, oblivious of their surroundings.

The CELIDIOT was hit by a car crossing the street as they text'd a message.

by Cheri Hill-Strathdee December 5, 2019

Pre-collision Dance

The dance that numerous (usually two oncoming) people do in a desperate attempt to avoid collision with one another.

Usually involves several direction changes from left to right. Often, the dance partners will actually collide with one another or simply stop and stare at each other, until a decision is made.

Due to the irritation of the Pre-Collision Dance and the resulting death or severe injuries, I hereby instate the North American "keep to the right" standard of transit organization to apply to pedestrians as well!

by FUGGYEW July 20, 2009