rufi colada

A drink you make a girl, that you add a little secret ingredient too!

She told me to make her a drink, so I made her a rufi colada. Ya we had sex after that!!!!

by The "Adam" April 12, 2008

Pina Colada

During a 3-some involving 2 guys and one girl, One guy ejaculates and one guy pees into the girl's open mouth. She then gargles mixing the concoction into a substance largely resembling the popular alcoholic beverage.

Guy #1: hey girl are you thirsty?

Girl: yes very

Guy #2: well then open up and we will make you a Pina Colada

by the bartender123 August 20, 2010

colanated

The state of having been infused with Cola.

"This drink is well colanated!"

by heretik February 2, 2007

Penis colada

When you drink a lot of pineapple juice so your cum tastes better, while at the same time applying coconut oil on your penis to complete the penis colada

I've been brewing up my penis colada all week for my baby

by Pancacoeveryday June 9, 2016

Subpoeña Colada

The act of fleeing to a tropical island or otherwise exotic place to avoid legal proceedings.

Yea Marco got caught embezzling so he pulled a subpoeña colada and went to Tahiti

by Mr. Blinky June 30, 2020

Piña Colada Slurpee

Firstly, the man receiving the blow job eats pineapple for a week to prepare for the Piña Colada Slurpee. Secondly the partner giving the blow job chews pineapples and drinks coconut water, keeping the mixture in their mouth. Thirdly: blow job to completion, the giving party swallows the cum, pineapple, and coconut water mixture while the receiving party breaks a coconut open on their head to signal completion of the Piña Colada Slurpee!

Yo! My girl gave me a Piña Colada Slurpee last night, it was tight! But I think I gave her a concussion... don’t try and break a coconut on anyone’s head. Ever.

by Trixxie November 10, 2020

Iowa Piña Colada

When a man cums inside the vagina, anus, or mouth of a woman, and then takes a piss in that same hole, then if in the vagina or anus, “stir” the two fluids with the man’s penis and have the man drink it bottoms up. If orally prepared, the woman will mix the two fluids with her tongue and swallow it.

So Shawn asked me if I banged my bitch the other night, so I told him I did, and she tried a new cocktail I made called the Iowa Piña Colada.

by Helpimstuckinmyparentsbasement February 25, 2019