COL

Cranky Old Lady or Clueless Old Lady, depending on context.

I'm a COL, so get off my lawn before I call the cops!
Or: That COL never gets the point of my jokes.

by Ione-Dot November 7, 2019

COL

crying out loud

yeah i was like “COL”, “crying out loud”, basically LOL but different

by kaylahindi December 23, 2021

col

An internet expression for "chortle out loud". It is used to express less enthusiasm than "lol", but slightly more enthusiasm than loti.

When Samantha lactated right in the middle of brunch, I just had to col.

by Prima B. Goode June 29, 2005

COL

Internet slang for "chortling out loud"

person x- *insert witty joke here*
person y- COL

by cavous February 15, 2008

COL

Cough Out Loud, similar to LOL (laugh out loud). It is used when someone is sick and unable to laugh without coughing.

"did you see that girl slip and fall?"
"COL YEAH *coughcoughcough*"
"dude quit coughing..it wasn't that funny.."

by Cawl. March 21, 2010

COL

c o l ..stands for crying out loud.

"omg that's so funny.. COLLLLL"

by desicherry786 April 25, 2009

COL

COL means Christ Out Loud.
Made up by a pissed off 5 year old in the heat of the moment of beating some ass

HOLY COL CORTNI
lolol we will make COL the new shiz yo.

by funeral wolf April 7, 2009