Y-Shaped Coffin

An indirect term for a sexually promiscuous girl. To be buried in a Y-Shaped Coffin would imply that the girl never had her legs closed, and a coffin had to be built to suit these parameters. It's fucking hilarious is what it is.

Edmund: This is THE Jane Herrington???
Percy: Yes.
Edmund: Jane - bury-me-in-a-Y-Shaped Coffin - Herrington?

by gouldbags May 6, 2006

XBox Coffin

The specially designed cardboard box sent by Microsoft when your Xbox 360 breaks, usually from the Red Ring of Death.

Note: You have to request this or they will only send you a sticker.

Shit, I got the red ring... Now I have to call Microsoft and get them to send me a damn Xbox Coffin.

by roachymart October 21, 2009

dutch coffin

When one farts in a coffin before it is closed.

Matt dutch coffined Danny at his open casket so that he could take that stink with him to the grave

by OC Brownbomber September 29, 2010

Kush coffin

To put yourself into the deepest of Kush comas

last night I put myself in a Kush coffin

by Guar2 March 27, 2015

It's a coffin

yes it is

"It's a coffin"

"There's a name engraved on it"

"-Whore-"

"It's empty"

"AND YOUR GOING IN I-"

by YourAvgGuy September 12, 2023

caffing

(Pron: Khaffing) The act of gaining an erection; Acronym of "Cracking A Fat"; To caf.

Sami was caffing hard when Sally the land whale beached herself next to him at the New Year Eve beach party.

by Markymark2036 January 1, 2014

Y-Shaped Coffin

To bury in a Y-shaped coffin. British pejorative term for a lady of questionable virtue. Originates from the idea that the subject is such a down-and-out slut that her legs part so much that they'd be stuck like that if she was to die.

"Bloody Hell, Alex, don't you reckon Bernadette would be buried in a Y-shaped coffin?

by KHD August 28, 2003