coffeenating

Going for a coffee, getting a refill

...Is gone coffeenating

by ihateclownz February 6, 2010

coffeetable

Coffeetable describes the area of flesh between the asshole and the pussy of a girl.

She got totally horny when i massaged her coffeetable

by Lossreissender February 4, 2010

coffeecup

(c) or copyright

Originated from an instant messaging program that automatically converts "(c)" into an emoticon of a coffee cup. Due to the often jovial nature of instant message correspondence, coffeecup has become a suitably humorous substitute for its more accurate synonym: copyright.

Andrea: i'm window surfing for new cameras right now. it's kind of depressing and i think i'll stop. i really want a new one though.
Liz: you just put me in touch with the modern age by saying "window surfing"
Andrea: coffeecup andrea 2007!!!
Liz: NICe
Andrea: i should add that to urbandictionary.com and then add an entry for coffeecup
Liz: ha!!

by Andrea Bolton July 15, 2007

coffeehand

The syndrome of being disabled in one had by coffee.

It is early in the morning. You may be on a river trip you may not. Coffeehand can happen anywhere. However this syndrome is most common on a river trip, in the morning, while you are trying to rig a boat, or do any task with coffee in your hand. You can't set the cup down or you can't drink the coffee. You are rendered disabled, by coffee; you are left with only one free hand.

by Coffeehand the River Avenger August 29, 2009

CoffeeWanker

One who frequents coffee outlets for pleasure and who complains about the VAT hike but didn't complain before when the coffee outlet didn't pass it on and has passed on the HIKE now. A coffee shop owner also falls under this term because they are crying in the national media about vat hike.

Look at that CoffeeWanker going in for coffee in a shop that hiked the price but they complained about it.

by JImmyIreland January 3, 2019

409 In Your Coffeemaker

A Green Day song, but also a phrase used to describe someone who's totally out of it.Foggy-headed, dazed, or acting generally high though not under the influence of drugs. Can also be used to describe someone with a bad cold who is only awake because they've ODed on Nightquil

"Man, that movie was awesome! What do you want to do now?"
"Uuughh? Yeah,that sounds good..."
"Dude, you're totally 409 In Your Coffeemaker today."

by plataypusIhateyou October 12, 2005

coffeemaker

a white person (usually female) who finds black people attractive

- "that black guy over there is so hot!"
- "girl, you are such a coffeemaker!"

by carriejean December 10, 2008