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Conehead Sundae

(noun)
The act of ejaculating upon the bald head of a female with cancer, after she removes her wig and informs you that she has no hair. The encounter is rarely pleasant, as the male assumes he is set to fornicate with a female having a normal appearing, hair-laden head. Traditionally, the female, expecting that the foreplay will turn into intercourse, will remove her wig and ask the male if he would still like to have sex with her. The male, quite perturbed yet not wishing to hurt her feelings, agrees to allow her to perform felacio upon him, and will then subsequently ejaculate upon her bald head, creating the Conehead Sundae.
Edgar: "Hey Mike, did you end up fucking that blonde chick you went home with last night?"

Mike: "Hells no. Just as we were about to fuck, she told me she had cancer and took off her wig. I told her to suck my dick and I made her a conehead sundae."
by Viva La BAM April 13, 2014
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cokehead joe

a serious cokehead that smokes crack everyday. usually has bleached scene blonde hair with blue eyes. this type of druggie is known world wide throughout the drug nation.
"dude youre such a crack addict"
"COKEHEAD JOE FTW MANNN"
"OH SHITTTTT!!!!"
"FUCK BITCHES AND SMOKE CRACK ALL DAY EVERYDAY"
"WORD YO WORD"
by cokehead joe. May 1, 2010
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chodehead

ones head that is remarkably shaped like a chode or is someone who is a fagtard or retrded moneky. Basically a wreched friggin idiot.
GOSH!!!! Napolean Dynamite is so NOT a chodehead, crow!
by Carri-and-Maddy October 22, 2004
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coneheading

Coneheading is a sexual act that involves a male (or female) strapping a strap-on dildo around their head and using it to penetrate their male (or female) partner.
"man, I was so drunk I couldn't get it up last night, but she had a strap on so we were coneheading for hours!"
by matrix_sage November 24, 2015
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cokehead

A term used when your roomate named Jessica V. steals your shoes for profit
Jessica V is a cokehead
by Precious April 29, 2003
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Conehead Chewing Gum

Hey, you got some conehead chewing gum I can use?
by Big Daddy D March 4, 2004
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Conehead

Someone who smokes a lot of weed and is regularly high can also pull the biggest cones.
Person 1: Hey Look its conehead
Person 2: Oh yes
Conehead: (ripping a cone from his bong)
by Hendo The Bendo May 5, 2020
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