cocksmith

Someone who portrays the very essence
of cock; delighted with the very thought
of cock on a per diem basis.

That man is strange, for he appears to
be a legendary cocksmith.

by Jay Tota April 8, 2003

cockometer

a girl who has had sex with so many guys that she has a scientific database from which to rate a guy's dick large or small

My friend siobhan is an excellent cockometer

by TAmac911 July 12, 2010

cocksmith

A guy who can get any woman he desires. Made popular by the hit movie " Wedding Crashers".

Vince: Hey, hey, hey, fifth row back with the fancy hat, I like that.
Owen: No,no, dont waste your time on girls with hats, they tend to be very proper.
Vince: Ya, well girl in the proper hat just eyed fucked the shit out of me.
Owen: Im sorry, sorry. Why dont you say it a little louder, I dont think the priest heard you.
Vince: Well John, Im sorry, Im not sorry. Im not going to appologize, Im a COCKSMITH.

by Greg Heilman June 21, 2007

Cocksmith

A man who performs well in bed, and freely uses his penis to provide sexual pleasure.

Tina felt satisfied after her cocksmith visited. Linda got totally cocksmithed last night too.

by Adelaide31 September 22, 2017

cocksmith

One who is a master at cock, and things
of a cock-like nature.

She is one hell of a cocksmith.

by Bill Meakem April 8, 2003

cocksmith

One who is skilled with cocks.

Amy Smith? Mo' like Amy Cocksmith!

by ~X~ July 17, 2005

cockmite

person or persons that are or are becoming the embodiment of a duesch-bag

Damn dude, that guy is a cockmite and a half.

by Anonymous May 25, 2003