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Cocktus

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A cactus shaped like a cock, but can also be the lovely male on virtual space amino. He's a cool dude that everyone loves but he is a huge dick, that's why his name is cocktus. He likes to be called cockie.
George: i hate cocktus, he is such a dick.
Everyone: nobody likes you george
by definitelynotcocktus March 16, 2019
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"Honey, you're so tight it cocktually fits"
by Mid + Radio September 12, 2006
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Cockbug

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Tucker Weddle's attempt for the word "Cockroach".
Person 1: did he just call a cockroach...cockbug

Person 2: Jesus out of all things..
by Dorkmatter374 April 7, 2021
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cockture

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A culture based on thinking from a guys dick. Making life decisions for a happy penis
He’s such a cockture
They think the cockture way
by Funkycacti December 7, 2021
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Cocktagon

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“I’ll get the next round, but I gotta stop by the cocktagon first.”
by BarCrawlBarry January 24, 2022
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cocktus

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when a cactus arm resembles a cock
damn that cactus has a cocktus
by garmac900 November 17, 2011
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Cockjugglingthundercunt

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An extravigent porn star who can do it all she can go both ways guys or girls she can handle up to 15 people at one time note the juggling part. And her vagina is so great that when you stick it in you hear thunder from the greatness of the GODS
1)Jamie: "DAMN, did you see that cockjugglingthundercunt? "

Jeff: "Yea dude, I watch her every night

2) Kirk: "DUDE your mom is a cockjugglingthundercunt "

Jace: "FUCK YOU MAN"
by Sir Jamie December 13, 2008
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