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Cockstalgia

A sentimental longing or wistful affection for a penis of the past, typically for a period or place with happy penis associations.
OMG!! I got sooo cockstalgic after seeing my ex-bf yesterday! This cockstalgia is killing me!
by cockstalgia August 19, 2014
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Cocksteer

Similar to cockblocking except this is where a friend steers your penis away from a vagina you most likely cannot get into and points it towards a vagina that actually does want your penis.
Mitch: Yo mang I'm gonna slam your sister tonight!
Kyle: Eww dude, she doesn't even want your penis. Maybe you should try going for my mom, shes been talking about you ever since she walked in on you in the shower!
Mitch: You're right, thanks for cocksteering me into your mom.
by Pure_Awesome January 13, 2011
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cocksbane

Any person or situation which instantly negates any eroticism; a boner killer.
My parents walked in on me and my fiance. It was cocksbane, man.
by RndmPeep June 23, 2017
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cockspammer

A person usually female, who trolls Facebook friends lists on the hunt for any males or swinging dicks to ride.
This chic is a hardcore cockspammer, never met her but she messengered me because she saw Lozza added me.
by BachedMan September 17, 2017
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cockslave

A woman or a man who is a subservient sexual slave to a dominant male.

The persons sole purpose would be sexual gratification of said male.

This term has a more violent & lustful and less kinky connotation than a regular submissive.
That woman is so given to lustful desire she is destined to become satan's cockslave.
by DB January 13, 2005
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cockslap

to slap someone with one's cock; to cockslap someone is to assert one's dominance/superiority. Also, girls like it when you do this to them.
"Hey dude, I don't have the money yet."
"Don't make me cockslap you!"
by warren November 26, 2002
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Cockslapper

When you're high as fuck and you hear a fucking hilarious joke bro
"Dude that was a fuckin' cockslapper bro"

"Joseph told me a joke the other day that was a hell of a good cockslapper"
by Weed Jesus November 3, 2019
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