cocksketball

(1) A variation of basketball in which a player uses his erect penius to dribble the ball, and makes such a huge fart that when he puts the ball on his anus and aims for the hoop, he has a chance of getting 2 or 3 points.
(2) Two gay men rubbing the heads of their peniuses together while watching "Queer as Folk" on Showtime.

(1) Dude, yesterday, I was playing cocksketball with John, and I have gashes on my penius!
(2) I ran into Jack and Joey playing Cocksketball with eachother. I didn't know we had showtime.

by Jared February 21, 2005

Cockectomy

Rare condition in which the male genitalia will spontaneously detach itself from the crotch leaving the man stunned and somewhat bemused.

Mr. Smith, it appears that you experienced a mild Cockectomy. I placed your testicles in this zip-lock bag for you to take home.

by General Jack April 15, 2009

Cockspert

When someone talks about cocks a lot, such as cock color, cock size, cock shape etc.

See dick or penis

John is a certified cockspert because he always pulls out sources of cock size when he argues about it with someone else.

by akefa February 26, 2019

Cockxpert

An expert in the male genitals also known as Cock.

jimmy is a cockxpert.

by shneedlevixen November 13, 2011

cockseption

Sausage fest. Dicks on dicks on dicks. See: Sausage Fest.

Dude, you said there would be chicks here, this party is total cockseption.

by shinnnntsper February 25, 2015

Cockspew

The sound effect Darth Vader makes when he's breathing.

Darth Vader: "*Cooooccckkk...Spppeeewww* You will know the power, of the Dark Side!"
Rebel guard: "What's a... cockspew?"

by Kotario December 16, 2016

Cockspot

The place right under the twig and berries. A small sensitive area that the cock usually rests on.

Lawson: I'm going to take a shower!
Dash: Make sure you wash your cockspot well!

by Roshambo187 January 2, 2017