Cocksander

During the act of sex at a beach or a sandy scene wheredy the boy will dip his penis in the sand and then continue to viciously pentrate her.

Scotty B: Easy bruv how'd last night go?
Bez: Yeah blood tight!
Scotty B: Give me the 411 on that shit
Bez: Took that biatch down to the beach and left her sandy, yo know gave her the old Sahara treatment. Cocksander ain't I
Scotty: Respect Man
Bez: Aiiiiiiiiiiiiii!
Scotty B: What was she like after
Bez: The bitch had sand in her pussy about it

(Also use: Saharad, Fiscalled, Sandy, Sandied, Gobid, Kalaharid, Coloradoed, Shipwrecked, Gritted)

by FizzlePizzleDizzle May 22, 2006

cockspanking

Using his (preferably hefty) erect penis, a man whacks his partner's ass and pussy repeatedly and with gusto, preferably producing a sticky wet slapping sound and pink marks.

She likes it naughty, raw and a little rough, and she moaned as she took a hearty cockspanking on her knees after drenching my cock.

by saint_adventure September 23, 2014

Cocksman

A male that is a user of women. Simular to a gigolo but does not neccesarily rely on a monetary goal. For no other reason than conquests of women closely surrounding this persons life are his driving force.

That John gets all the women in the office. What a Cocksman!

by TOMMY L September 30, 2006

Cocksman

A man's man. One who is simultaneously rugged, sophisticated, and well-versed in the art of conversation.

A cocksman often is found to be dressed impressively, typically has facial hair, but never a man bun or a hipster.

Steve, you are an elite-level cocksman.

by V5000 April 22, 2017

cockbang

This is what happens when two men hug each other and one of them forgets to slightly stick his ass out so as to prevent crotch to crotch contact.

The bar was so crowded that when Jake gave me a hug he cockbanged me.

by PapiChulapi June 11, 2006

cockstand

This is what happens to adolescent boys when they sit around doing nothing.

A cockstand is an erection that happens throughout puberty due to the large amounts of androgens floating around the teenager's body. A cockstand can only be remedied by masturbation.

During English class, Missy notices Stephen has what it seems like a hard object sticking up on the frontal section of his pants. Fraught with curiosity Missy asks:
Missy: What's that sticking up on Stephen's pants?
Derrick: He's got a cockstand Missy. (The whole class laughs).

by Lorindel February 6, 2010

cockslayer

one (particularly a homosexual one) who satisfies penice to climax in a very aggressive way.

I never heard of a cockslayer (Sean Monahan) who didn't take manjuice in the face!

by Damn It All To The Depths Of Hell! August 20, 2007