a cockmance is the gayest level of non-gayness possible, without actually being homosexual for a straight man. It is the next step after a bromance.
"yo man, you and your friend say a lot of pretty gay sounding shit to each other every now and then, whats up with that?"
response- "nah its cool, we're not gay. we just got a mean cockmance goin on"
response- "nah its cool, we're not gay. we just got a mean cockmance goin on"
by panopticon123 May 9, 2010
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Commander to men when outfield: Which cockanathan shat under the tree without first digging a hole to shit in? Own up or I'll make you all prone 10cm away from it for 5 minutes!
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Look, that moron is late again and giving lame excuses, what a cockanathan.
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Look, that moron is late again and giving lame excuses, what a cockanathan.
by Sheenanigans July 14, 2011
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A guy who's got, or at least looks like he's got a fair amount of moneh, and does everything in his power to make people see this. Often wear expencive clothing and accessories, and has a rather douchie hairdo.
Also this guy is quite the cock, or at least he act like one.
...hence the name "cockmoney"
Also this guy is quite the cock, or at least he act like one.
...hence the name "cockmoney"
by niteass February 4, 2010
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Gay Cunt: na nigga u gay
*literaly everyone dies*
Gay Cunt: na nigga u gay
*literaly everyone dies*
by G0st March 26, 2019
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1. When Darrin talks to a girl all night at the bar and doesn't get her to go home with him, it is very bad cocksmanship.
2. Taking a girl home from the bar and not being able to lay her because you have whiskey dick is bad cocksmanship.
2. Taking a girl home from the bar and not being able to lay her because you have whiskey dick is bad cocksmanship.
by Diamond Drew May 3, 2004
Get the cocksmanship mug.(n.) A crazy nymphomaniacal and usually sociopathic slut who craves the wang on a constant basis and does not let marriage or commitment get in the way. She is unstable and thinks she is better than everyone else, and will suck the life blood from her victims. See also, "succubus."
by exactly April 3, 2003
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