Cockblock Abu

A Cockblock Abu, or CBA, is any person or creature that hinders the sexual conquests of his companion. The origin stems from the Disney classic, Aladdin, where Aladdin's advances at tapping Jasmine were constantly thwarted by the presence of his god-forsaken primate sidekick.

"Bro, Kevin would NOT leave the room last night. He was being such a Cockblock Abu!"

by TeamAladdin March 16, 2009

cockblockin

1. The act of interfering with anothers attempts to gratify themselves. Usualy sexualy, but does not have to be.

2. Hatin. Being a Hater. Interupting ones advances upon another individual.

1. Yo, I tried to fuck Keshia but her sister was cockblockin by staying in the room with us.

2. Im tryna get my freak on with this chick in the club, but the bouncer keeps cockblockin.

by Leezy October 9, 2006

cockblocalypse

When you're out at the bar and you get cockblocked SO BAD it's like the end of the world as you know it.

"What's up with Gurpreet?"
- "Oh, last night, Trong brought the cockblocalypse upon him"

by Matthew Gardner December 30, 2007

cockbody

1.any man you ditch your homegirls to spend time with

2.any man who makes you a tool

" fuck you, you don't don't care about anyone except yourself, and whatever cockbody your with ."

by treeschooled March 14, 2010

cockblockalips

when a women has overly huge external labia that fold over the entrance to the vagina, preventing entry.

I wanted to have sex with her, until I noticed the cockblockalips

by Ian Dustrial June 22, 2011

cockblocker spaniel

when a guy or girl gets cock blocked by a dog barking, whining, scratching or any other distracting/annoying behavior. particularly when its only problem is that it's just more of attention hound than you are.

i was stopped cold by her cockblocker spaniel barking and scratching at the bedroom door.

by jayt85331 January 6, 2014

CockDoxx

To post a picture to local social media accounts of a local teenager doing typical teenager stuff, like driving fast or making a lot of noise, in order to expose their behavior to their parents.

Most especially, CockDoxxing happens when people with too much time on their hands, like a Ladera Mom takes a picture of you and posts it to local Facebook groups for other moms to see and hopefully, inform your parents of the red light you ran or loud party you threw.

OMG, Katy's mom CockDoxx'd me on the neighborhood watch Facebook group and posted a picture of me in my mom's car blowing a red light, now I can't drive for a month.

by StepfordWife388 December 17, 2017