cockflesh

Any part of a penis.

Shemale cockflesh is best enjoyed raw.

by Shemale Cygnet September 1, 2009

Cockflosser

A whore with a big enough gap between her teeth that you can throw your dick between her choppers.

My homeboy Gill threw a party and there were nothing but cockflossers rolling around. Keep your Gills Clean!

by Pfife Dogg July 7, 2008

cockflopable

Adj. The likeliness that one's penis will break the barrier of the fly thus flopping out. Usually used to describe boxer shorts.

I can't wear these boxers whilst slip and sliding, they're way too cockflopable.

by Jesty May 1, 2006

Cockflog

To punish a woman via insertion of the penis. The action is usually enjoyed by the woman making it an apparent contradiction.

Woman you just knocked the Playstation plug out of the wall... drop your pants you're in for a good cockflogging.

by triggerjob June 10, 2009

cockfosters

1.A train station in london

2.A drink

3.The act of stealing young badgers from their set, bringing them home and raising them as your own.

Lets take the train to cockfosters, call in at the pub for a quick cockfosters and then, when we're cockfostered off our faces, lets cockfoster off to sherwood forrest where we can cockfoster some badgers and cockfoster to the fostercock so we can cockfoster our cockfosters..... Cockfosters.

by monkT1000 September 3, 2008

cockfoster

A person of unscrupulous nature without regard to what is right or honorable. Someone with disingenuous intentions.

Dick Chaney is a definite cockfoster.

by sam necochea July 24, 2008

cockflask

A container for cocks. Something which keeps cocks warm or cool. A flask full of cocks.

Also a derogatory term for someone who has acted either inappropriately or stupidly.

You stupid cockflask.
Show us your cockflask.
I kicked her right in the cockflask.

by Cocky McFlask December 31, 2008