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Dick measuring contest

When a group of egotistical men get together
Today’s meeting turned into a dick measuring contest
by Mistressbaby November 5, 2021
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backspace contest

When to people are typing in a chat at the same time, and both backspace immediately once they see the other person is typing. The person to backspace the slowest (the chat message says they are still typing) is usually the one forced to send the next message.
Jake_H: Hey Jane I just wanted to say I liked spending time with you a lot last night and that naught stuff was great.

Jane103: I really like you too, we should get together soon cause our last hook up was so much fun, however it was kind of weird...

(Both are typing) Both backspace contest immediately to see what the other one has to say.
by Kurt the flirt February 17, 2012
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fucktard contest

An alternative, and very cynical, name for election day.
I'm going down to the polls on Tuesday to vote in the fucktard contest.
by Led Zeppole November 8, 2003
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dick thwacking contest

any exchange in which opposing parties will carry out brazen competitive acts purely based on the idea that self-fulfillment will be derived from the intensity of the sound produced when they allow the underside of their dick to drop onto a cold, granite countertop (i.e. a thwack). The louder the thwack, the more intrinsically valuable that person is to the world.
Kline keeps donating money to organizations to have buildings named after himself, and Specter reacts by donating more himself, to place his name on more buildings. It's a giant-ass dick thwacking contest.

The cold war was effectively a dick thwacking contest between the US and Russia.
by big_dick_ben December 3, 2018
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dick measuring contest

A conflict in which two parties (ususally male) are vehemently disputing something of limited relevance. Generally, both parties are somewhat wrong, but each refuses to be back down for fear of being thought the have the smaller of their two penises. Similar to a pissing match, but generally, the conflict involved involves a larger element of machismo, and continues on only because neither side wants to be seen as the one who backs down.
The White House and the Conservative Right have been in a real dick measuring contest over the qualifications of this new Supreme Court apointee, Harriet Meiers.
by Cosmo October 12, 2005
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contessa

supreme goddess, and wonderful woman. Italian origin and translation of countess--a lady in her own right.
i love me some contessa.
by Rose Gibson June 26, 2004
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Catessa

A catessa is One of the most beautiful girls you will ever see. Catessa's are very caring and loving. If you are having a bad day they will do anything to help. They are very insecure about their selfs but always hype up others. Catessa's care so much about others feelings, they usually hide theirs away because they feel no one cares. Catessa’s are amazing friends. They get used and dropped alot. People used catessas kindness as her weakness. And if you date a catessa treat her right she gets hurt alot. And if you are friends with catessa, make sure to check up on her and care for her. She loves you. She will always be there no matter how much you hurt her. Moral of the story, catessas are different. Treat them speacial🥺
Yo catessa is the best person i ever met!
by Dr.phils mustache June 10, 2020
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