by Mistressbaby November 5, 2021
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Jake_H: Hey Jane I just wanted to say I liked spending time with you a lot last night and that naught stuff was great.
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Jane103: I really like you too, we should get together soon cause our last hook up was so much fun, however it was kind of weird...
(Both are typing) Both backspace contest immediately to see what the other one has to say.
by Kurt the flirt February 17, 2012
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by Led Zeppole November 8, 2003
Get the fucktard contest mug.any exchange in which opposing parties will carry out brazen competitive acts purely based on the idea that self-fulfillment will be derived from the intensity of the sound produced when they allow the underside of their dick to drop onto a cold, granite countertop (i.e. a thwack). The louder the thwack, the more intrinsically valuable that person is to the world.
Kline keeps donating money to organizations to have buildings named after himself, and Specter reacts by donating more himself, to place his name on more buildings. It's a giant-ass dick thwacking contest.
The cold war was effectively a dick thwacking contest between the US and Russia.
The cold war was effectively a dick thwacking contest between the US and Russia.
by big_dick_ben December 3, 2018
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The White House and the Conservative Right have been in a real dick measuring contest over the qualifications of this new Supreme Court apointee, Harriet Meiers.
by Cosmo October 12, 2005
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