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Roller coaster

By pure definition, a roller coaster is anything that may seem rebellious or appear dangerous when in fact, it's perfectly safe for family fun as long as you're over the height for 48 inches. Using this definition, it can be determined that Linkin Park is the typical example of a roller coaster.

Society's definition of the roller coaster is that it is a form of mass-transit system for small- and medium-sized cities. In principle, it is similar to a bus or monorail, in that passengers pay a small fee to board and be transported elsewhere. With roller coasters, however, passengers are also sent through double-backwards corkscrews, 85-degree death drops, underground tunnel plunges, and triple-twistback loop-the-loops, often at speeds of over 100 miles an hour and with G-forces approaching space shuttle launch (or crash) levels. Many cities are reconsidering the installation of coasters, due to the number of heart attacks, pregnant woman injuries, and scalding-hot-coffee-spill disfigurations, but they're just pussing out.

Roller coasters are also located in theme parks like Disneyland, Six Flags over Somewhere Really Flat and Boring, Fantazyland, Disneyland 2, Duff Gardens, Vekomaland, and Grue Park. The majority of them are made out of steel, and given names like "Smegma" or "Mind Eraser" or "Deathmachine" or "That thing over there". People love to ride them, for the simple reason that prostitution was made illegal. They tend to generate long lines and vomit.
"The Mind Eraser is my favorite roller coaster"

~ Paul Ruben on a roller coaster
by kodiac1 July 8, 2006
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coaster

Any disc recieved from America Online that contains its product. Since using the programs represents a net inefficiency for your time, it is better to use them as coasters that you can set your drinks on, lest you damage a wood or other valuable surface.
I got so many AOL 9.0 coasters last month, I glued them to my ceiling and now it's shiny, disco-style.
by Zalis April 4, 2005
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coaster

Anything put under a cold drink to avoid rings of mist on the table.
I'll have a scotch on the rocks with a twist, and a coaster.
by wee? August 12, 2006
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Roller Coaster

A girl to whom height is important.
Girl 1: "Look at that guy over there; he's so cute!"

Girl 2: "He's too short for me. You have to be over 6 feet for this ride."

Girl 1: "Ah, you're a roller coaster. I guess your carny greased you up for nothing tonight. He's all mine!"
by JL Patrick January 25, 2014
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Roller coaster stripper

flashing a roller coaster's camera. Can be done by either gender.
Person 1: Dude, look at that picture! That guy flashed the camera
Person 2: It's a roller coaster stripper!
Person 1: Fucking party!
by magicmage January 5, 2009
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coaster toaster

Term for a cd burner, because it burns (toasts) cd's, which can be coasters.
I got a new coaster toaster, it's really goddamn fast.
by Nice Guy Neil July 2, 2003
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Roller Coaster

The funnest things since sex. Roller coasters are located at theme parks, and come in many forms. They all kick ass.
by adonkeyisaass September 14, 2003
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