clustering

The act of throwing Clusters Handcrafted Popcorn up in the air intentionally to be caught in the mouth.

You should record yourself “Clustering” on video.

by The Kernel February 16, 2019

clusterfacts

Clusterfacts are a collection of either out of context facts or completely made up facts bundled together and delivered in a rapid fire fashion. Like a clusterbomb

This is a strategy used mostly by right wing political pundits when being interviewed on television. When they are asked a question that undermines their position on a subject they drop clusterfacts like crazy to force they interviewer deal with the unrelated or inaccurate facts. When successfully deployed the interviewer is left arguing facts unrelated to the original question.

Any interview with Michelle Malkin. When asked to explain her support for the Iraq war she launched into a scree of clusterfacts that are easily proven wrong on an individual basis, but en-masse they overwhelm the interviewer.

by earth2kelly August 4, 2009

Clusterfugaysie

A complete and total gay clusterfuck.

Bruce and Marshall hired a new interior designer. His crew is a ridiculous clusterfugaysie.

by Atomic42 October 22, 2008

clusterbadger

Variant of clusterfuck: a military operation where multiple things have gone wrong.

Origin: fuck is replaced by badger on some messageboards. Users of such boards have assimilated the use of badger into their everyday speech giving rise to some amusing sentence constructions.

What the hell is going on here?
I have no idea. It's a right old clusterbadger.

by beastalina November 16, 2011

clusterfarg

The thing that is seizure-inducing in the arbitrary mayhem and randomness that Super Smash Bros. Brawl is.

"We always love things which reinforce our own beliefs. I played SSBB with friends and found it to be a seizure-inducing clusterfarg of arbitrary mayhem and randomness."

by Lord Sir of Master August 22, 2008

Clustershag

See Clusterfuck.

Originally a military term describing a disorganized situation with pending dissappointing results, 'ClusterShag' is used when describing such situations when profanity is not tolerated.

Gained popularity on late night television(The Daily Show) when recounting the actions leading up to the 2010 UK elections.

Office Manager: "The computers are down, our receptionist called in sick, the fax machine is on the fritz and the auditors will be here in 20 minutes. We're Screwed!!!"

Employee: " I know. It's a virtual clustershag of endless possibilities"

by chubbykitten13 June 25, 2010

clusterorgy

So many clusterf*&#s that it has turned into an orgy.

With the network, phone, internet and power issues we have this is now a clusterorgy.

by travlnbard July 20, 2017