cluster fuck

The advanced sexual act (usually performed in the 'doggie' position) in which the female (or receiver) swallows a piece of raw bacon tied to a string. At the point of orgasm the male (or giver) yanks on the string; retrieval of bacon and gagging should ensue.

I cluster fucked your mum

by blastStu November 29, 2007

cluster fuck

Compilation of raw, dirty London Acid Techno released by a record label called Cluster

by Adrian Jarvis September 18, 2003

cluster fuck

Situation in an fps (such as Halo 3) when one player gets attacked and slaughtered by 3+ players from another team at the same time

Jelly Means: Shit! Get over here man, four guys are attacking me!
Seb: Oh crap! You're getting cluster fucked!
Jelly Means: Fuck I died...

by Seb R. February 17, 2008

cluster fuck

when more that 3 people have sex together

After prom were all just gonna go have one big huge cluster fuck

by abbalabbalee21 May 12, 2010

cluster fuck

the clusters of fucking yummy goodness found in various cereal that are fucking good

rice krispie treats and honey bunchs of oats (clusters) which contain the cluster fucks

by oshwa shwa January 29, 2009

cluster fuck

Derogatory term for a lowly or insignificant office worker who shares a work space with others.

Anyone see my good pen? I think that cluster fuck from Shipping just walked away with it.

by eatitlive January 9, 2003

cluster fuck

the mixture of peanut-butter and fuck

Girl : omg there's peanut butter everywhere
Boy : what a cluster fuck

by lelebebee4547 July 26, 2010