Jimmy: "I saw my sister cream crunching last night and called Jesus."
Timmy: "Have your parents post-birth aborted her yet?"
Timmy: "Have your parents post-birth aborted her yet?"
by CreamCruncher69 June 25, 2020
Get the Cream Crunching mug.A psychological condition that occurs in church people who spend too much time in church. It is caracterised by a urge to blow every situation out of a proportion. Simple, conversations between a male and female are viewed by other church people as a full blown relationship or a crush. Actions occuring between any two people of the opposite gender are almost always viewed as more than what it really is.
New guy in church is commenting on a church girls pictures on facebook and is texting her and socializing with her. Because, the new guy is new to church he does not see anything wrong with what he is doing. But because church girl and the rest of the church have churchinitis they begin to believe that he must be in love with her.
by Mamahuhu September 25, 2011
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Get the butt clinching mug.by smelly April 25, 2005
Get the chutching mug.Combination of "blunder" and "number crunching," describing the exasperating experience of trying to figure out which supermarket item is giving you more for your money on a dollar per ounce basis.
A lot of times these days supermarkets will break down the cost per ounce right on the face of the shelf price tag. However, sometimes you find yourself blundering through basic algebra, trying your best to hold your own. Forget about it if you're trying to convert between grams and ounces: you're just done, and you'll make your decision on some other factor.
If you have your phone with you, you can use the calculator function to avoid blunder crunching. In no case, however, must you mumble to yourself out loud as you try to do the calculations.
A lot of times these days supermarkets will break down the cost per ounce right on the face of the shelf price tag. However, sometimes you find yourself blundering through basic algebra, trying your best to hold your own. Forget about it if you're trying to convert between grams and ounces: you're just done, and you'll make your decision on some other factor.
If you have your phone with you, you can use the calculator function to avoid blunder crunching. In no case, however, must you mumble to yourself out loud as you try to do the calculations.
Don't be the guy mumbling to himself while trying to decide between Starkist tuna or the store brand. Keep your blunder crunching as private as possible.
by Ae5Ea8 April 6, 2015
Get the blunder crunching mug.Synonymous to hitting on, having a crush on, or wooing someone. Can also be used to describe the act of throwing someone the sex eyes.
Originally coined in the movie "Never Been Kissed" with Drew Barrymore.
Originally coined in the movie "Never Been Kissed" with Drew Barrymore.
by immahlamb September 10, 2011
Get the Crunching mug.When a person (any race or gender or age) attempts to grab all of or as much of a free substance as they can such as mints, toothpicks, coupons, gum anything.
When we left Fridays my friend reached into the free bowl of mints and grabbed a fistful of mints using the side of the candy dish to get as many as she could and I said, " hey girl why you coon clutching the mints like that."
by Qatalyst April 29, 2012
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