Clowndick

Clowndick
adjective
1. Used to describe a person, thing, or idea that is obviously ridiculous; similar in usage to "clownshoes", but more vulgar and implies a higher level of absurdity. Most effective when used while the insulter or the insultee are drunk.

"Donald Trump's hair is clowndick."

by JBlue515 February 7, 2013

clowndick

Pubic hairs that resemble a full head of hair on a clown usually used to tease a red haired kid.

Louie is such a clowndick.

Brandon don't talk you clowndick!

by dolan14 October 22, 2008

Clownitarian

An attention-seeking hotdog hooker who plays too many video games and only eats clowns

Colton sucks.
He's such a clownitarian

by bouctouchee June 20, 2011

Convictistan

A term for Australia, referencing its use as a convict colony by the British government in the 18th and 19th centuries. The suffix is a colloquial generic ending for a land or country.

"I’m going to Convictistan for a holiday" (meaning "I’m going to Australia for a holiday")

by SimoneScribbles August 16, 2013

Convict stare

To stare down a female like you haven't gotten any in years.

Walking in the club she felt the convict stares from every direction.

by Rico Cooper March 28, 2020

Clownist

When someone places a clown stereotype

"Hey, Clown! Juggle some pins and get hit by them!"
"Gerald, I would like to inform you that what you just said is Clownist"

by Swap_ June 6, 2022

Unavoidable conviction

When a police service decides to become a disorganized rumour mill forsaking the rule of law and ethics of adjudication in a effort to provide false testimony in order to maintain a stat Quo of 1 conviction per year as mandatory for municipal corporation employment

In defense court all your faced with is a unavoidable conviction, all the police care about is their yearly conviction each and they're 25 acquitted murders per year in this case and to total it's a 5000 body mass grave without any notice in blitzkrieg assault?

by Cody5050 February 13, 2022