The act of rubbing one's hand in a sexually suggestive manner, from the top of someone's head, down the cheek or face, very slowly, until your hand drops off the face. This is done with a blank stare of the Cloweser, which in turn horrifies and humiliates the Clowesee.
by Demenxia June 8, 2009
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After making fun of him about his vagina, he cussed us out in front of a 5 year old boy and his mother. Its official, he was CLOWNED TO DEATH.
by houSTONER January 7, 2010
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b) A language that was concocted by management (Clowns), thus "Clownese". It is generally reserved for management and management's minions.
c) Management Speak; terms, buzz words, jargon, and lingo used by management. A language created by the Clowns within an organization, which are usually the management.
c) The incompetant non-sensical drivel that filters down from upper management; the impenetrable fog of stupidity and bullshit spewed forth by management.
d) A language that normal entry level workers with common sense cannot comprehend because they don't speak Stupid.
b) A language that was concocted by management (Clowns), thus "Clownese". It is generally reserved for management and management's minions.
c) Management Speak; terms, buzz words, jargon, and lingo used by management. A language created by the Clowns within an organization, which are usually the management.
c) The incompetant non-sensical drivel that filters down from upper management; the impenetrable fog of stupidity and bullshit spewed forth by management.
d) A language that normal entry level workers with common sense cannot comprehend because they don't speak Stupid.
"The boss makes no sense. I wish I spoke Clownese."
"This whole operations and procedures manual is written in Clownese."
"This whole operations and procedures manual is written in Clownese."
by kitten78 April 23, 2010
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Tajh Boyd got Clowneyed several times in the last South Carolina, Clemson game where the Gamecocks continued their winning streak. Rajion Neal of Tennessee and Michigan's Vincent Smith, got Clowneyed during the South Carolina Games.
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