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cojonical

An act that takes cojones (balls, guts) to complete.
Standing up to the boss like that was quite cojonical.
by Billy1 June 22, 2008
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clinical

Performing with a high degree of precision, as in when one "runs a clinic."
Their game is getting clinical these days!
by CaptainMorganSFPL June 28, 2009
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canonical

The real deal; a piece that is widely recognized as a genuine member of the body of work (oeuvre) of a given artist/writer/composer; a standard by which all others are compared.
I just finished reading the "canonical list of auto plurals" on manofleisure.us
by khiddy June 2, 2004
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Chronically Online

Any take that is so obscenely outside the realm of normal human discourse that it could solely happen in an internet echo chamber. The kinda take that you only hear on social media sites like reddit, where you can curate exactly who you're talking too, so you know that at any given moment, everyone agrees with your ridiculous take, thus enabling you to go even more insane.

Expect it to be coming from a dumbass 14 year old who's punching it in on their iPad, cause if they said it irl, their parents would smack them upside the head and then change the wifi password.

Not necessarily political, but often, and not necessarily on any side of any political group, but typically leftist or libertarian.
"Hey, child slavery should be legal, cause it's not the government's job to prevent it. I mean... it's still wrong and we should shame people for doing it, but let's legalize it. Just on principle."

"Oh my god, that was the most chronically online take I've ever heard, where'd you get that one, the Libertarian party of New Hampshire's twitter?"
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"Personally I think that it's absurd we allow men to give out the nobel prize, it just makes them solely choose advancements that benefit them. They should be exclusively for women or nonbinary people."

"FFS, I know that you heard that in a 400 reply twitter thread when you were scrolling through that app all day last night."
by U735 September 19, 2021
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Clinical Ad

A ad used to inform or advertise a website that, suposebly helps you like the sidebar "Are You Dumb" ads or "See Your Real Age".
Examples of Clinical Ad:

"Miley Cyrus's I.Q. Is 139 Can You Beat It?"
"Dianna is 57, Her realage is 45, see your realage."
by Word Mastah February 14, 2009
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Coonicular

Clyde - "I was listening to some really coonicular music last night!"
by CuntMint October 18, 2009
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Colonial high school

A school where female catches Std and get pregnant left and right also for school for niggs who is retard as fuck
Dude don't date her she go to colonial high school
by Pimpmasta_T March 21, 2019
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