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Cocktopussy

1. A slang term for sex
2.The ratio of men to women at any given social gathering
3. a legendary monster parents use to scare their children to keep them from having sex. This creature has eight long cocks attached at the base and in the middle is a huge pussy; the mouth of the beats. Many have been killed by the mythical beast,and the beast is the cause for many of the virgins left in the world.
1. (At a party)
guy 1: I don't want a relationship, I just really want to go cocktopussy with you.
slut: Okay!

2. (At a bar)
Guy1: Dude, let's blow this joint! it's got a bad cocktopussy ratio!
Guy2: Yeah it's a total sausage fest!

3. (In a Bad Scifi Movie)
Guy1: Holy shit, it's the Octopussy!
Stupid slut who trips and dies: Oh my god!!!
Guy1: We gotta get out of here, that pussy looks hungry!!
SSWT&D: Yeah, totally!
by Frozenfiirefox98 January 13, 2009
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Clocktails

The drinks you have while you're still on the clock.
" I worked til 4 but my boss paid me til 6. Time for clocktails"
by Seitz October 19, 2013
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cocktopus

A synonym for "bullshit".
Dude, that test yesterday was total cocktopus.
by Schilldebeast April 16, 2008
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Cocktopus

A sexual position where the male has 7 strap-ons on and 8 girls surrounding him
I love giving Cocktopuses
by Dacocktopuss October 30, 2010
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cocktupus blockus

1. A woman who intercepts a swamp donkey.
2. A woman who intercepts a swamp donkey from continuously farting on a much more attractive mans lap that needs to be saved. The cocktupus blockus is a hero that really cares about that friend, and doesn't want that friend to feel violated or made to feel dirty....
1.The swamp donkey nearly snagged her prey when a cocktupus blockus sweeped him away
by Dave "the wave" December 14, 2010
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Cocktopus

A gay orgy involving 8 or more men.

Fem: octopussy.
"I was in a raging cocktopus last night, I'm still sore"
by Cocktopus Lord March 21, 2017
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Cocktopus

A true cockatopus is a male well in dowd, with a penis size of eight inches or greater in length and girth.
oh hell no, Ricky! get that cocktopus away from! Down boy!
by Shanandrashatiquawatermelonish February 1, 2019
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