clutch or kick

You must win or you get kicked! Must be said in voice chat or it does not count

Kill the last 3 guys, clutch or kick

by The real pizza July 2, 2015

Clench Defender

A straight male who attempts to protect himself from rape by clenching his buttcheeks together. Can commonly be observed in prison showers.

Prisoner 1: Look at Billy over there... he’s clenching his cheeks real tight.
Prisoner 2: Must be cause he dropped the soap... he must be a clench defender.

Tyrone: Shit mayne... I’m still comin for that double-wide surprise *inhales* gawd dayummm.

by Pooperfuc420tits April 27, 2020

J Clutch

The act of not being clutch, blowing it. Named after Jordan, hence J clutch

Lebron J clutched the NBA finals for the Miami Heat.

by Strokin August 6, 2011

Sir Clutchington

The person who's able to clutch so many things including exams, grades and whatever else is necessary. But this person does it with so much class that it deserves praise. Similar to Captain Clutch.

Many people tried but only one person could clutch it with such class. Sir Clutchington

by J-j-j-jay January 16, 2013

dragon clutch

(Verb) To totally grip a male's genatalia from behind, whilst lifting the male into the air. Should be accompanied by loudl announcing "Dragon Clutch".

Whilst walking through the town, Jacques used the Dragon Clutch on Tom.

by Smith83 July 30, 2017

Come in clutch

When someone comes in at a time with something that u rlly needed

Dr.Nezzie better come in clutch with the 2 hour delay tmr

by Gcmshater December 18, 2019

clutching at straws

Out of desparation, the act of reaching or stretching for a solution, no matter how irrational or inconsequential. Literally - a drowning person who, unable to find any substantial floatation immediately at had, attempts to save himself from certain death by grabbing hold of a few stray pieces of straw floating on the water within arm's length.

The Senator from Florida, caught red-handed sending lewd and lascivious text messages to underage male pages, was clutching at straws for an alibi and escape. Alcoholism? Resignation?

by Mark Caruso October 17, 2006