Cleptolicism

The practice of stealing insignificant shit, such as lip balms, sunglasses, and small items.

once someone starts, it can be hard to stop.

words also used for this are Cleptomaniac, cleptolocize, or simply clepto

John: "Man, I think I'm gonna go clepto on this chap stick"

Jim: "yeah dude, cleptolicize that. I wouldn't pay $6 for that!"

random bystander: "oh, you guys practice cleptolicism too!"

John: "Yeah! its way cooler than Scientology!!!"

by They call me Captain Awesome January 8, 2009

Cletto

To be classy but ghetto at the same time

Anjiie is classy but she drinks Cherry kool-aid which makes her cletto

by XxFroqqixX February 22, 2011

cliptoris

a name for someone who tries to do a trick on a skateboard but clips and eats it, making them a pussy.

1.- John tries to kickflip to nose manual a box but clips and gets owned by the box.
- "Nice one cliptoris!"
2. "Frank is such a cliptoris, he always catches his back truck when he's trying to ollie up that tiny curb!"

by forum4yb December 1, 2009

ceptor tits

Everything about her is bad, but she has great tits

She's so fucking ugly, everything about her is shit, ceptor tits

by I heart Boobs December 28, 2008

eric clapton

an absolutely amazing british blues guitarist born in ripley surrey england, and from a youn gage had picked up a guitar and went from that, listening to blues for hours upon end clapton learned from his idols such as muddy waters and robert johnson clapton started his first band at a young age, this band was the yardbirds, they had a pop following with the song for your love but clapton didnt feel right and soon left the yardbirds, he later joined john mayall and the blues breakers and enhanced his blues sound, from there he went to cream, by this point clapton had a large following of fans and his name was scrawled onto the wall of a london building saying clapton is god...from that point clapton left cream after a few years and went to blind faith a band that didnt last as long as cream or have as many records which broke up in 1970 , clapton then sponsored and played guitar for an england tour for delaney and bonnie, after that clapton tried a more low key band with derek and the dominoes derek being eric, this rouse didnt fool many people, claptons signature sound had been recognized, but while with the dominoes eric wrote his arguably most famous love song "layla" which critics originally hated due to its meaning (claptons love for george harrisons wife), after the dominoes ended clapton started his long solo career and played with many other artists off and on, and he continued to produce his hits through his solo career with songs like "let it grow" "wonderful tonight" which debued on the slowhand album "tears in heaven" which was made in honor of his son who had died falling off a balcony, and "cocaine" clapton suprised many in 91 when he played many acoustic versions of famous songs for the hit show "unplugged" among these songs were acoustic versions of "before you accuse me" "layla" and claptons instrumental "signe", through all these years clapton remains a steeple of blues music, and will always be remembered as one of the greatest guitarists of all time

eric clapton was ironically given the nickname slowhand for his blues artistry on the guitar

by thenextslowhand February 12, 2007

Creptoose

Trippy, psychedelic, or radical.

Some hippies are very creptoose.

by Jacobean December 9, 2008

Jon Cletoes

Open Toed sandals

"Yo, ma nigga where did you get those Jon Cletoes I'll pay 200 euro for em..?"

by Compton_The_Game July 16, 2009