ghetto classy

the strange phenomenon of ghetto black chick thinkin she be classy when in fact she's just really REALLY ghetto.

{LaShawna with her thong sticking out and fake eyelashes falling off her face is fighting with her baby daddy}

Baby Daddy: you ain't nothin but a two bit ho.

LaShawna: you shut the hell up! i'm ghetto classy! it's a lifestyle, nigga!

by sarkassica December 20, 2008

classy sex

The best kind of sex. The man must wear a top hat and monocle and be smoking a pipe. The woman should try to emulate Audrey Hepburn as much as possible. Frank Sinatra is also playing in the background, preferably.

Amy and I had classy sex last night. I feel like a whole new man.

by HighshakesHandfives January 31, 2009

Classy Hoe

A person who appears to be sophisticated or upperclass aesthetically, but underneath is yearning to sleep with anyone she can.

That preppy kid is such a classy hoe...

by Joshua A. Jackson June 1, 2011

Classy as Fuck

The type of person who drinks boxed wine all the time, especially straight into the mouth from the box....because wine's fucking classy.

Look at Meagan and Mer at the creek with that box of franzia! That's classy as fuck!

by SaiyanPrincess December 27, 2011

classky

An adjective used to describe something that is stylish and elegant in the same way that cask wine is stylish and elegant.

That $2 hooker was really classky

by wwanderson November 4, 2010

classy anal

The act of having anal sex while wearing a top hat, and drinking the cheapest red wine available without spilling a drop.

Went to that wine gala and ended up having classy anal afterwards. When I came, she downed her wine and tossed her top hat into the air screaming "CLASSY AS FUCK!" classy anal fancy

by Bouncybunny March 20, 2016

Classy Alcoholic

A person who enjoys dressing for the occasion, but also loves to drink- maybe a bit too much. You'll find them at fancy parties with a glass of something constantly in their hand.
They drink daily or frequently. If you manage to spot one in the wild, you might wonder if their life is great, or absolute trash.

"Man, that Joseph is one classy alcoholic...", Derek observed the man with a mix of jealousy and disgust.

by InsaneWildAnimal July 14, 2018