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Clarking

When an upper-classman dates a younger female at a school. "Clarkers" will usually have a string of failed relationships that only lasted for a few weeks. Those who clark usually do so because they are infamous around school and no girls in their grade want to date them, it is because of this the clarker usually takes advantage of the newer girl's ignorance pertaining to who the clarker really is.

The bigger the age difference between the clarker and the victim, the more pathetic it becomes (ie a junior dating a freshman is worse than a sophmore dating a freshman)
Someone is not clarking if they have been dating the younger girl for more than 6 months, or if they have only clarked once.
Person 1: "Dude Josh was picking his nose in class again."
Person 2: "The guy who shit himself in math last year?"
Person 1: "Yeah! I heard he has another freshman girlfriend this year."
Person 2: "Probably because she doesn't know how gross he is."
Person 1: "Poor girl doesn't even realize she's a victim of clarking."
Person 2: "Wait wasn't he with Taleene last week?"
by Confessabear November 7, 2012
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Clit clacking

Mary is having the time of her life in call of duty fragging noobs and then clit clacking them afterwards
by Ta1ntdude November 14, 2012
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social classing

A social classing is what you would refer to someone as.

For example, emo and chav are social classings as that is how people choose to dress and act.

Social classes are not determined by the individual themselves, but by the people around them and how they see the individual.
Social classes include and are not limited to:
Emo
Goth
Chav
Townie
Skater
Casual/Woddy

Other obscure classes such as a Wenman could also be considered a social classing.
by Dave(thepunkyone) December 28, 2005
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clanking

The process of giving someone a good kicking for being hideously annoying.
"That Jo girl could do with clanking. She really gets on my nerves."
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Clanking

Entering into a raid on pokemon go before an agreed time or as soon as it hatches when knowing more people are coming to do the raid but maybe a few minutes late
That guy Clanked me the other day, I like clanking people at raids on pokemon go.
That guys a right Clanker
by RADDOMAN October 17, 2019
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clasing

Josh reminds me of a clasing
by DarkFennix May 16, 2020
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Clankin' Tankards

Mostly, clankin' tankards just means getting sloshed - most likely in a medieval setting. However, the phrase could absolutely be a euphemism for something (like getting railed in a sundress by an Hobgoblin, or getting boofed by a Bugbear).
"Avast ye! Hast thou been Clankin' Tankards at the Gasping Gander?? I can see the juices all over yer face!"
by Conrad Johansson July 11, 2023
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