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Post Shave Clarity

When you decide you gotta shave, and after you do it you get lucid and instantly regret it because you look like a baby.
Jerry: Damn David you look like shit why did you shave?
David: I know bro, Post Shave Clarity just hit me hard
by FanciestPseudonyms March 19, 2020
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Mary Claire

An amazing, smart, funny, crazy, silly, beautiful, and lovable girl. Unlike anyone you have ever met before. Slightly shy until you get to know her then she is CRAZZZYYYY! She is the kind that is friends with just about everyone and never seems tot be in a bad mood. She tends to be overdramatic and unrealistic; one of a kind. She is the kind of girl that can smie when she is really dying on the inside.
She is sooo pretty her name must be Mary Claire.
by shiningstar57 September 14, 2011
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Claira

A Claira is both delicate and fierce. She stands for what she sees as right and moral. She is kind, even when she's judgy. A Claira is faithful to her friendships and family. She is athletic and the kind of girl who can protect herself. Claira will have gorgeous eyes and a big smile. She may be shy, go ahead and talk to her first; you'll see she's actually quite friendly and warm. Don't underestimate a Claira though, she isn't going to put up with anything.
She's tough and beautiful that Claira.
by LiaraVonteleon October 15, 2018
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post-cum clarity

After a pitful wank to pass the time, the wanker finds himself overcome with utter clarity with the world around him. Having just sprayed his wild oats all over the inside of his uderwear his judgement is no longer clouded by the need for sexual arousel, and thus he sees the world as it actually is.
Einstien worked out E=Mc squared in a haze of post-cum clarity
by Fank Garrett August 13, 2011
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Mid Nut Clarity

In the middle of busting a nut, you are struck with clarity and the realization of what you are doing and suddenly stop.
The Boys: How was your nut?
Josh: Sorry boys I couldn’t do it Mid Nut Clarity just hit me.
by MarcusDan34 September 11, 2020
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clairo

clairo is a gorgeous icon who everyone should stan
person 1: “woah that girl is pretty AND has good music
person 2: “you must be talking about clairo”
by The_gamer_dude March 3, 2019
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Claire

Urban Dictionary Claire;
This girl is one amazing person. She is the type of girl that will make your day brighter just by seeing her smile. She will always try to help you feel better if you're having a bad day & she has such an amazing personality on top of her beautiful & perfect looks. She supports you through thick and thin and has such an amazing sense of humor. She is the most thoughtful, sweet, and caring girl that you will ever meet & you know that you can tell her anything, because she won't tell a soul. If you come across this girl, know that she will change your life forever. She doesn't just make a wonderful girlfriend, but she grows to become your best friend in the process. If you're lucky enough to find this girl, be sure to keep her in your life for as long as you possibly can, because you won't ever find another girl like him in this world.
Claire is wonderful person
by DOODLEPUFFS July 24, 2018
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