cistercian

A small private school of all boys that is located in Irving, TX. It is the most academically prestigious school in the Dallas-Fort Worth area and continues to uphold a standard of excellence. Basically, even though the students have a reputation of being socially awkward when in fact they aren't, well most of them aren't, they attend very prestigious universities and live fulfilling lives.

New Dad: "Where should I send my kid if I want him to have the best education ever?"

Older Dad: "Duh, Cistercian."

by M cubed May 28, 2008

CISTNAYH

Acronym for Can I Spend the Night At Your House?

Used in question form after something frightening takes place.

- Dude, that movie was scary. Cistnayh?

- I don't know, I'll have to ask my mom's boyfriend.

- Oh. Nevermind.

by Cameron Bohannon November 25, 2003

cisteria

A kind of hysterical derangement suffered by some cisgender people, afraid of transgender women being treated like women, and transgender men being treated like men.

People freaking out over trans women in bathrooms suffer from cisteria.

by JAQrabbit January 19, 2019

Cistercian

A small school in Irving Texas that is notorious for being very smart and very socially awkward

Dad #1: Where do you want to send your son to high school?
Dad #2: Cistercian! I heard they sent 5 out of 42 kids to ivy league schools

by texasboy99 January 2, 2015

cistem

Portmanteau of "cisgender" and "system". The collection of systems in place to discourage being transgender and perpetuate rigid gender norms that hurt all of us.

"I don't know what's supposed to be weird about that, i'm just a guy who likes wearing nail polish."

"Well, that's the cistem for ya!"

by kh0l4t March 5, 2022

Ciston

money hungry jew

burn the cistons

by Klaive November 15, 2003

cisti

Italian slag to indicate that "Le guardie" or evry law force is coming to see what you're up to.

*Luigi smoking pot in the park*
Marco:"Oh! Cisti"
*Luigi throws the joint in the full darkness of the Valentino's park*
*Police approaches but Marco and Luigi are clean thanks to the "CISTI"*

by Leonardo the Majestic October 8, 2019