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I'm sorry, I'm not going to be able to come in to work today, I just got back from seeing Aliens Vs. Predator while playing the latest Final Fantasy game on my PSP after watching the Superbowl with my Dolfies dressed like Link from Legend of Zelda, and I should be going on and on about it with stupid people who can't spell.........circle jerk
by Lig Na Baste January 07, 2008
When a bunch of males sit in a circle and jack off infront of eachother all at the same time. Mostly used for initiations.
by Anonymous April 11, 2003
those guys are a bunch of circle jerks. lets get out of here before they start wacking each other off.
by master finger blaster October 10, 2004
Invented by Australians. A group of individuals (usually male) stand in a cricle and masturbate. Sometimes, the first to ejaculate is declared "the winner."
by Jack August 17, 2004
male group masterbation session where the participants ejaculate facing in a predetermined central area.
by ws January 19, 2004
a 'game' popular with Frat Boys where a group of them stand in a circle & masterbate in a contest until the last one to ejaculate loses. Similar to a Wet Toast Party but without the bread
by Ba‘al Zebûb August 05, 2005
The definition of Circle Jerk - COULD - be subject to regional differences. Like Pop in the Midwest is Soda everywhere else (each taking their small part of Soda Pop).
In the Midwest, in the 70's (when I was in Jr. High), the accepted meaning of Circle Jerk referred to a wanking party game with the last to go eating the unfortunate cracker the produce was aimed at. I take some stock in this definition as there is nothing quicker on the trigger than a Jr. High boy.
Plus they're still of an age where remedial body functions are an item of infinite fascination (do they ever REALLY outgrow that?), and what else would they do on long, dull, Winter nights?
In the Midwest, in the 70's (when I was in Jr. High), the accepted meaning of Circle Jerk referred to a wanking party game with the last to go eating the unfortunate cracker the produce was aimed at. I take some stock in this definition as there is nothing quicker on the trigger than a Jr. High boy.
Plus they're still of an age where remedial body functions are an item of infinite fascination (do they ever REALLY outgrow that?), and what else would they do on long, dull, Winter nights?
by w5 February 23, 2005