Verb. To talk rings around your opponent until they begin to sputter, are rendered speechless and become, therefore, impotent (aka nailed) as their argument collapses around them. Submitted in honor of the television comedian Stephen Colbert, the great, brave and high master of satire and truthiness.
He tried to bulldoze him with his theories during the debate but he was colberted in two minutes flat.
by vigwig May 3, 2008
Get the colbert mug.1. The best news anchor in the history of TIME!! Hosts the Colbert Report on comedy central. Also kown as Stephen T. Colbert.
2. The act of getting something named after yourself. Originates from the fact that Stephen Colbert is so awesome that he has a shit load of stuff named after him.
2. The act of getting something named after yourself. Originates from the fact that Stephen Colbert is so awesome that he has a shit load of stuff named after him.
1. "The T's are silent, and they stand for truth!"-Stephen Colbert.
2. "As you know i am the undisputed king of geting things named after me, in fact the very act of getting something named after you is called a 'Stephen Colbert'."-Stephen Colbert.
2. "As you know i am the undisputed king of geting things named after me, in fact the very act of getting something named after you is called a 'Stephen Colbert'."-Stephen Colbert.
by whipyouwithawetnoodle September 19, 2009
Get the Stephen Colbert mug.Related Words
cilbert
• colbert
• chilbert
• Colberting
• Colbert Nation
• colbertarianism
• colbert bump
• Colbertwich
• calbert
• Ciebert
COLE-bear-LISH-iss - Someone who has a swager that takes the lime light away from anyone near by. Usually very gentlemanly in nature, very sexy in a suit, and wags his finger whilst shaking his head with a sasha fierce like attitude.
Woah.. check that hot brode out, shes colbertlicious. With her phat ass and sexy swager, shes so colbertlicious i could eat her up right ner.
by TaliaLouiseCarmella December 28, 2008
Get the colbertlicious mug.Using 2 chips and a whip cream can, cover one chip in whip cream and then place the second chip on top. Consume! And enjoy!
First invented by Stephen Colbert on the Colbert Report on March 31st 2010
First invented by Stephen Colbert on the Colbert Report on March 31st 2010
by John Stuart Stwart March 31, 2010
Get the Colbert Eclair mug.A hairy boy who is quiet but sometimes talks alot to certain people. Hater of chocolate and loves to poop. His best friend has to be cool cause anyone he talks to is. His best friend is either a hunky male or a beautiful gal.
friend: did u see that girl?
Other friend: id tap that!
Calbert: dude that's my friend
Friends: mineblown dude ur such a calbert
Calbert: freaks
Other friend: id tap that!
Calbert: dude that's my friend
Friends: mineblown dude ur such a calbert
Calbert: freaks
by Gayboy362 January 24, 2014
Get the calbert mug.Stephen Colbert is a "fake" news anchor on the hit news comedy show, The Daily Show. As of Monday, October 17th, 2005, Stephen has his own show, The Colbert Report.
by SubKamran October 11, 2005
Get the stephen colbert mug.by alex14 July 14, 2006
Get the stephen colbert mug.