CIA 

For the asexuals/the aces_

C - Chaotic
I - introverted
A - asexuals

«I’m part of the CIA»
«The Central Intelligence Agency?»
«No...the chaotic, introverted asexuals !»
«Oh, I see!»

CIA by KamekTho May 28, 2021

cia 

*Culinary Institute of America*

Yeah, a college so people can learn to cook.
It's all about the food.
It's funny when you say the CIA and people who aren't from the hudson valley will be like, "whoa, the CIA!?!?"

do i really need an example? you people get it, right?
it's the CIA.

cia by kalie w. January 7, 2007

CIA 

Possibly the worst fucking alphabet agency you'll find. They plunked $9 million (1973 dollars) into getting Salvador Allende out of office, but were too goddamn stupid and it took a junta with half the IQ of a CIA agent to overthrow the government. Any successes they have, they fall ass backwards into. They were put in charge of "interrogating terrorists," but did more to piss off the Arabs and turn non-terrorists into actual terrorists once they got out of Gitmo.

Gives more ammo to a radical imam than an al-Qaida video of an Abrams tank getting blown up to the sound of a muezzin giving the adhan.

Acronym for "Can't Instigate Anything."

The worst waste of money in this country besides Bush Jr's presidential pension.

The place where people who can't get into the State Department or FBI go when they fail the entrance exams.

I heard the CIA gave the prince of Jordan a bunch of New York hookers in the 70s to keep King Hussein on our side.

CIA by nbakuchev June 6, 2010

CIA void work 

When you are unemployed, but, don't want to admit it.

FOXY BAR CHICK: So, where do you work?

FUNEMPLOYED DUDE: I work for the government.

FBC: What do you do?

FD: Well, the CIA can't do EVERYTHING, right?

FBC: Right.

FD: So that leaves a void. Right?

FBC: Right.

FD: So, what do I do? CIA void work.

CIA void work by Jack Hoffa, CIA void work June 18, 2009

bomb.gov/cia 

this word is alot like bomb.com or nina.com it means totally awesome. basically the coolest thing ever. or it could be just a really great time.

dude. i cant believe you just did that. you are so bomb.gov/cia.

dude that band totally rocked. totally bomb.gov/cia

bomb.gov/cia by angela June 11, 2004

CIA 

"Criminally Insane Americans".

There's no example for this word. It's one of those abbreviations you use to annoy and confuse random people.

CIA by Hemo January 7, 2007

CIA 

1. Central intelligence Agency
2. America's Eyes and Ears
3. The people who actually tried and did their best to capture Osama Bin laden while the government was sitting on their asses and giving false information to the army and basically hanging them out to dry. The CIA actually did its best to capture Bin Laden, but couldnt because of the dipshits in Washington.

For information on the REAL CIA, read the book JAWBREAKER by GARY BERNTSEN who was actually in the CIA and tried to capture Bin Laden but was held back by his commanders who wear in the governments back pocket.

CIA by Cowboyssuck July 7, 2010