christenn

The shortest loyal girl ever

Hey have u ever got a Christenn ?

by InTheBag March 14, 2017

Christing

Christing is like planking, but making your body in the shape of a cross.

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Dude, is he planking?
-Nah, man, he's Christing!

by Ev Tuc August 28, 2011

christing

When one reacts to a negative or unfavorable situation.

Matthew was christing when he found out that Ryan ate his Elmer Fudd Cookies.

by James Smothy February 17, 2007

Christianing

The act of avoiding working at all cost.

My Boss said I was Christianing, instead of being productive.

by Christianing suxs June 22, 2016

christenpenguin

big noob

christenpenguin is a big noob

by OfitialMrEpic June 16, 2022

Christing

An act whereby a man ejaculates on the feet of 12 people.

After hearing a noise in the billiards room, I look through the open door and saw Sebastian christing on the players and manager of the Upton Snodsbury football team. Thankfully, they had put towels on the ground.

by TheLastTreeOnTheLeft August 15, 2022

the critening

When the enemy Tryndamere begins getting 3 crits in a row with no items.

-How did you lose lane as Darius?
-I was doing well at first, but then Trynd E'd me and the critening started.

by yasuo_irl September 27, 2018