Atheist named Christian

A poor kid that ironically is named Christian even though they're an atheist. They constantly have to deal with people asking "Hey Christian, Are you Christian" In which you say no, And they end up saying "Then who are you?" This tends to annoy the living hell outta them. So please, If you ask that to one, Stfu

Griffin: Hey Christian, Are you a Christian?
Christian: -_- no i'm an atheist.
Griffin: Well if you're not Christian, Then who are you?
Christian: I'm a fucking atheist named Christian, Go fuck off.
Griffin: Why aren't you a Christian, you're named Christian. Its so ironic.
Christian: Omg shut the fuck up.
Griffin: You just said you're an atheist though! You can't have a god!
Christian: Fag
Narrator: Christian then walks off with a pissed off look after being heavily annoyed.

by SurvivingMining June 14, 2016

my christian server

a minecraft server that is designed for christians

player: frick
admin: dont swear on my christian server

by 👨🏻‍🎓 January 28, 2018

Devout Christian Mom

A Devout Christian Mom (DCM) is like my mom. She's the kind of mom who tries to control every aspect of her kid's lives in fear of her religion. She won't admit she fears religion, but inside she probably does. She believes anyone who is gay, believes in evolution, or thinks we should deal with climate change is a Satanist. If you're her kid, you're screwed. She thinks spanking kids only serves to make them strong and brave. She'd prefer to give a kid a shitty religious education rather than a public school education because, "God said so", or whatever she believes.

Normal kid: "Aw crap, I tripped!"
Devout Christian Mom: "Did you just say CRAP!?"
Kid: "Well, yeah..."
*Kid gets sentenced to being spanked ten times every other day*

Kid: "I can't take this! I WANT TO KILL MYSELF!"
Devout Christian Mom: "WHAT!? Come on, we're going to have you talk to the pastor. You have been playing those violent video games again!"
Kid: "We don't even have violent video games in our house!"
Devout Christian Mom: "Are you saying that I'm a fool!? More spankin's!"
*Kids gets even more depressed and hateful, and eventually kills himself*

Devout Christian Mom: "WHY DID THE DEVIL HAVE TO MAKE MY BABY LISTEN TO RAP MUSIC!? Oh Ronald Reagan, PLEASE BRING MY BABY BACK!"

Reagan's ghost: "Shut up lady. My only advice for you is to get yourself spayed."

Devout Christian Mom: "Birth Control is evil! How dare you. You aren't the real Ronald Reagan, you're SATAN!"

Reagan's ghost: *Floats away in frustration*

by Mr. big E. March 23, 2019

Chrisha

Chrisha's are beautiful , amazing and typically have dark hair. They are liked by everybody and they know how to have fun. They have many friends and it doesn't take much for them to trust you but, if you break their trust you will probably never regain it. Chrisha's are very good , loyal and trustworthy friends. They will stick by you when nobody else will if they are close with you. They are able to keep secrets, they have a tough time not telling other people but, a secret is a secret so, they keep it to themselves. Chrisha's are very smart but, sometimes they put other priorities before school, they tend to be underacheivers and are also very athletic. Sometimes, Chrisha's break down and cry when they're alone when they get overwhelmed but, nobody ever finds out because they want to come off as being tough and careless about everything. Be careful what you say to Chrisha's because sometimes they take mean and rude comments to heart, they say they don't care about what other people say but in reality they do. Chrisha's are alot prettier than they think they are and the guys swoon over their beauty. When you're with a Chrisha, there will not be a dull moment!

Guy 1: "Damn, have you seen that new girl"

Guy 2: "Yeah she's a Chrisha"

Guy 1: Ohman for real? , She beautiful"

Guy 2: " ahlie and she is so much fun to be with!"

by LA'stheplace January 27, 2013

Chrishna

Is a quite rare person. They are hard to find especially ones with their names spelt like this, and not like this: "Krishna".

Chrishna's are often open minded and are genuinely polite and funny. However, they could also have short tempers, and a huge amount of sass and attitude if not treated fairly.

Chrishnas are amazing, if you have one, don't let her/him go.

She's such a Chrishna.

Your lucky you've got yourself a Chrishna.

by TRIP900 December 10, 2016

Westover Christian Academy

Bunch of punk ass niggas wont let a nigga live fucking giving detention to every single thing I do shitt let a nigga live and breath they are up your asshole trying to find any fucking mistake you did

I fucking hate Westover Christian Academy since its faculty as fucking retarded.

by Rog strix g15 laptop gaming April 23, 2023

Central Arkansas Christian CAC

A private, Christian school in north Little Rock. CAC takes pride in their students looking like they are 'good' people. A student cannot have attraction towards their own gender (which is different than homosexuality) or they will be kicked out. There are many other specifications that a student must 'be' or follow. The president and principle of CAC takes pride in making sure every student looks like a perfect person. A person was asked to leave after people joked that he would shoot up the school and the president, Dr. lambert harassed him for it, assuming that he was guilty. African-Americans are also called the "N" word there, people are very racist to them, even some of the teachers. The school is very messed up in many ways. I really can't wait for them to be publicly exposed (for the sake of all things Holy, lol).

Person#1: "I will be transferring to Central Arkansas Christian CAC"
Person#2: "But you're black??? Don't you know you'll hate it?"
Person#1: "I hear that they try to represent Christ and accept everyone, right?"
Person#2: **Rolling on the ground laughing** "Get a clue"!

by your real name. May 1, 2020