cranny

a granny's crack

not to be confused with a nanny's crack, which is the difference of 50 years

A:so what did u do this weekend?
B:i shagged my granny
A:...i think im gonna hurl...
B:quick!...back into the cranny

by kidneyShank April 26, 2008

Cranny

The result of a cranberry colliding at high speeds with a granny (grandmother). It has a fruity taste but wit ha hint of soap and denture cream mixed in. It is still considered a fruit, but not good to eat.

That's one plump cranny, dude.
Man, my cranny exploded on me the other day and now I'm all sticky.

by anonymousturtle3 December 18, 2009

cranny

cranny is a big headed freak wiv big ugly balti stained teeth man!! smells aswell

yo wots dat smell man?!
must be cranny

by bil April 25, 2005

Channy

Referring to one who is morbidely obese, and/or has eaten a close relative.

EX 1:
Person 1: "Hey i'm running for president, any tips?

Person 2:"Yeah let channy vote for you so you can get a 10 person lead."

Ex 2:
Martin: "I saw it, i saw this huge hideous creature walking toward me!"

Gabe: Oh, thats just channy air drying.

Channy: Giggidy

by Pej-e March 30, 2009

nook and cranny

the vigina of course, what else could it mean?

Her lovely nook and cranny was something to behold.

by never, never stop thinking May 27, 2017

cranny

A term for a friend.

That girl is the cranny to my nook.

by Chelsea January 25, 2005

Cranny

A Tranny who is also a creeper

That chick is a creep and i think shes got some balls

by Thuglife March 14, 2003