Chateaubriand

A sexual escapade that traditionally consists of a large, sexually pleasing dick coupled with two lesser dicks in a gangbang. The lesser dicks are traditionally discarded after the fact, and usually belong to “fuck boys“. The larger, more sexually pleasing deck typically belongs to an ethnic man, usually of African-American descent given the average length and girth of their appendages. Most women typically use this maneuver to try out multiple men at the same time to determine who is worthy of keeping in the long run. Ultimately, despite the two lesser penises, the larger penis is so satisfying that it can be compared to a gourmet meal of meat.

Girls, you will not believe the chateaubriand I had last night — one giant black dick and two small Jewish ones. A night to remember. Guess which guy I’m calling back tomorrow…

by Freddiefreddiebangbang January 27, 2022

Shotgun chateau

Shotgun chateau: a huge new million dollar house built to very edges of a narrow lot (in a neighborhood of modest older homes) that is at least twice as long as it is wide and resembles a shotgun shack on steroids

There goes the neighborhood. That shotgun chateau is jam packed in between two other houses and it’s so narrow that the front door is on the long side

by ‘Aether 00 August 3, 2022

chateaubriand sauce

ejaculate

she gobbled down the chateaubriand sauce.

by DelBoyTrotter January 2, 2010

chateau

To change someone else's PC desktop settings while they are away, such as by changing the color scheme or background (often to the absurd "Chateau" bitmap that comes with Windows 2000 and later). Used in office environments as a mild prank and a friendly (or not-so-friendly) reminder to lock one's workstation when away.

Also extends to more malicious pranks, including sending emails posing as the victim, etc.

Look, Jeff left his computer unlocked again. Let's chateau him.

by Blandon March 1, 2006

my chateau

ones' residence, home, lean-to, tent, campsite, place under bridge abutment, and/or misc. lodgings

lets' surrey over to my chateau for a 'treat'

my chateau is just a mile away, lets' take my chariot!!

i 'spunked down' at his/her crib, not my chateau!

by michael foolsley December 27, 2009

Camp chateaugay

OMG! Camp chateaugay is the best and coolest camp ever. Everybody that goes there has the best time of Their lives, and begs to go back next summer. ITS THE BEST PLACE IN THE WHOLE ENTIRE WORLD!!!!!!

Me: I’m going to camp chateaugay this summer

Ally: I’m so jealous!!!

by Happie campie November 6, 2018

Chateau'ed

The marginally politer term for those in a drunken state. Synonyms include: intoxicated, inebriated, smashed, hammered, rat-arsed, pie-eyed

"So-Yeon had 4 lagers, 2 double G+T's and a complimentary glass of sparkling wine. She was absolutely chateau'ed , darling."

by So-YeonHatesMe February 22, 2019