choover

A choover is one who is controlling, and nosy at all time.

A: " Bro , your gf is a choover"

B: " Ya, she just texted me again asking where I was."

by jpimpin254 January 9, 2010

Cooner Mortis

A dead racoon on the side of the highway in various states of rigor.

My god did you see all the cooner mortis on the road today?

by Sammysooser October 25, 2010

Choobering

Chugging or otherwise rapidly consuming a liquid in an impressive show of skill and dominance. The more faster and more casually you can choober something, the cooler it is.

"I almost choked while I was choobering my Kool-Aid. I thought I was going to drown."

by Dazork June 28, 2022

Chooney

When you approach a Guinea pig With a fringe, boop them in the middle of the fringe.

I want to chooney your Guinea pig soooo bad
I will chooney you

by Spuper May 2, 2023

Chooney

When you approach a Guinea pig With a fringe and bop it in the middle of its fringe hole.

I want to chooney your Guinea pig
Oh your in for a Chooney

by Spuper May 2, 2023

chooper

Slang internet term for 'Porn.'

Wow check it out, guys, that's Jenna Jamieson, the famous chooper star!

by Jenna Hooper November 17, 2006

Crooner

To have a relaxed drink during a heavy drinking session.

A crooner is anything less alcoholic than what you are currently drinking or what you are about to drink.

The word is derived from the relaxed singing style of crooning.

Yolande: "Should we open a bottle of scotch?"
Sandy: "Not just yet, I will start with a crooner."

Jim: "Another shot of vodka mate?"
Steve: "Nah, I going to take it slow and have a crooner."

by vedi October 18, 2011