chondo

1. an individual who, by means other than his own (usually his parents) lives in the same affluent community where he graduated (barely) from high school.

2. a junior college student who parties with high school seniors and dates high school sophmores from the high school he went to.

H.S. Senior 1: Whoa, who is that wearing those huge white spy sunglasses driving that raised orange truck with 22s and black flames?

H.S. Senior 2: Oh you mean Dustin? Can you believe he's dating Greg's little sister who's two years younger than US?

H.S. Senior 1: Yeah. What a fuckin' chondo.

by uscnickc January 20, 2009

Chandon

Chandon hates everything on earth except Kobe Bryant, chicken, iPhones, and NBA2K 19.

"Chandon, you ever heard of name anything?"
"Yeah, that sucks. Kobe is better than Michael Jordan."

by OzieIslip July 14, 2019

Chondo

1. An individual who is annoying to be around because of smell, constant talking, is a "know-it-all," etc.

2. Someone who has repeatedly been addicted to drugs.

Stop smoking weed, chondo; you look like a fool.

by Chiizee July 19, 2011

Chrondonesian

Slang term for chronic/marijuana. Used exclusively with high end buds like medical sativa, indica, and hybrid.

Hey dudes, I just got back from the dispensary. Want to 'moke some of that chrondonesian?

by Apprentice of Satan March 12, 2010

chotdonkphobia

Mortal fear of hot dogs and hot dog related imagery.

"Why on earth did you take Andrew to the hot dog eating contest, you know he is medically diagnosed with chotdonkphobia!"

by dickmichigan May 16, 2021

choedon

Is a name common in Tibet girls. Choe; symbolizing religion, don; symbolizing Tara. “A religious tara”, simplifying is a person who is religious, kind and empathetic. She represents love in purest forms.

Choedon is phenomenal

by cutesass November 22, 2021

zach condon

sing/song writer of Beruit.

He who:
Lays waste to Beck and Kimya Dawson is one foul swoop.

Destroys every lullaby you were ever sung, effectively reversing your childhood from a lie.

Shits on jeff Buckley's grave
and too..
the oberst machine's muse is little more than a silverfish compared to a firefly when brought up against Zach.

Man, Zach Condon's last name is so close to condom he would never have to bring one around me.

by Aya Blatherskite August 7, 2008