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choose between the devil and the deep blue sea

(verb): to choose between two alternative options, but none of which suit your immediate purposes in life or none of whose consequences are very pleasant for you, at least atm
mother: Daniel I found out yesterday you are doing pot. I won't stand for it to have a marijuana smoker and high school drop out in my house. Now choose between the devil and the deep blue sea. Either you go to night class to make something out of yourself or you can move the hell out of my house onto welfare. Your choice; now the ball is in your half court

Daniel: whenever I have chosen my path, I'll come and talk to you.
by Sexydimma October 18, 2012
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Colette Choisez

Colette Choisez:

Colette Choisez (born in Tournai, Belgium on 07 May 1958) is now an retired adult actress. Colette had a varied career prior to entering the pornographic industry. She started out as a fashion model and she appeared on the runways of Paris and Milan Bruxelles in her youth, before progressing to touring Europe with her own ensemble. She then moved into lingerie presentation and erotic dance shows, as well as running a popular peepshow in Kortijk.

Colette's initial career in hardcore pornography films was as a true artist for Belgian label X-Kiss, where she could also be seen in sex roles in the backgrounds of some of the productions. She was hired by DBM (Dolly Buster Media) with an exclusive contract at the age of 35 for her own-name label. The label was active between 1985 and 2002, during which time over a dozen titles were produced. Colette is multi-lingual (French and English), though her performances are mostly dubbed into English by other actresses.

While Colette Choisez primarily participated onscreen in oral and vaginal sex, interracial sex, mostly with younger men, public sex with partners many of her film appearances involved fisting of other female pornographic actresses. She was given the European pornographic industy's Venue award in 2002. Colette said to have retired from adult films in 2003 to return to Belgium.

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choosey tough guy

Someone who decides to act bold and cocky around other individuals that are weaker/smaller/less intimidating than them but crumble once they are in the presence of someone who towers over them (bigger).
Joe lolly: Hey mark, that guy called you a fag!

Mark: Where?!

Joe lolly: That big dude in behind you.

Mark: Oh, well he's kinda big, but if he were my size I would take him on....

Joe lolly: Dam bro, your a choosey tough guy.
by Jay-Si January 19, 2013
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Dick Chomper

A person who eats alot of dick or sucks alot of dick. A whore or a gay homo. ANyone can be called this though.
John: Who is that mother fucker?
Mark: Him? he is a dirty Dick Chomper.
by Ryan M. M. January 31, 2009
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chomber

person 1you’re so chomber bro”
person 2 “:(“
by pog63837518 September 9, 2023
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Rug Chomper

Lesbian muff action or fishing for carpet.
she's a rug chomper.
by MEESHEEE March 22, 2009
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choad chomper

a man/woman who enjoys munching on a fat mans penis, in this case the penis is as long as it is wide.
man: "hey honey fancy a suck on the circular sausage?"

woman: "only if i can have some cream with it"

man2:Wow that woman is a choad chomper.
by Jack Richardson May 28, 2008
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