chomse 

to copulate with a chimpanzee, also known as chomsing off. People who are chomses can often only attract monkey kind. they often have very hairy backed, strange acting children. they are very tender lovers, and enjoy grooming each other daily. using a variety of positions for the Karma Sutra to maximize the use of the chimpanzees flexibility. Chomses have achieved a world record in the art of sexual positions.

note to anyone who comes across a chomse... take advantage of their loose morals when drunk, a very interesting night is sure to follow.

i meet a really hot chimp, and we totally chomsed off!

chomse by Laurani January 16, 2008

woke up and chose violence 

woke up and chose violence — the act of awakening and greeting the day with absolutely the worst decision that you could possibly make.

And sometimes it is actually violence.

It’s starting the day and performing any action that unalterably changes your life forever.

The people who attacked The Capitol on January 6th 2021 — attacked the symbolic seat of the American people’s power — just woke up and chose violence that day. And, as a result, the ring leaders are receiving long federal prison sentences.

woke up and chose violence by Mind Hunter the Profiler August 22, 2023

Chooser 

A term derived from the two words: Chump and Loser, combined together.

Woah did you see that guy eat it on his bike? What a chooser!

Chooser by Will Smith’s a G July 31, 2021

woke up and chose chaos 

woke up and chose chaos — a corollary to waking up and choosing violence. Waking up and choosing chaos involves beginning your day with an impulsive act that can and does throw your entire existence into disarray.

A common excuse for waking ping up and choosing chaos is: “I just had to speak from ‘my strong place’”.

And then the chaos ensues.

I woke up and chose chaos when I called my wife’s divorce lawyer and told him to do her worst — I dared her!!!!!!

woke up and chose chaos by Mind Hunter the Profiler September 3, 2023

chosen jacobs

He’s the most amazing ,kind and beautiful boy in the whole world. He played Mike at It 2017. Also he sings “Losers” from the It soundtrack,if you haven’t heard it,like,WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR??

And last but not least,he’s smile makes him even MORE perfect,when I saw him smiling I feel so complete,he’s literally adorable

My dream is to meet Chosen Jacobs

chosen jacobs by janehopper February 21, 2018

Chom Choms 

The amazing alternative word for 'banana' invented by Hank Green at Crash Course because hey, language is weird and if Gretchen can make "fetch" happen we can make "chom choms" a thing.

Hank: IT IS A CHOM CHOM!
Normal Human: OMG stop trying to make 'chom choms' happen.

Chom Choms by L-013 August 30, 2016

Chinky Chose 

Brooklyn kids playing street games in the 1950's believed in karma and called it Chinky Chose. Chinky Chose was a mystical payback against cheaters. When a kid cheated to win a point, but then lost the next point (or the whole game), the other kids taunted the offender, usually in a sing-song voice and sometimes with a pointed finger, "Chinky Chose, always shows."

You cheated but lost anyway -- ha ha, Chinky Chose, always shows!

Chinky Chose by Arnold Dreckenberg May 13, 2011