choff

verb - to react viciously in anger quickly without thinking
noun - one who reacts viciously in anger quickly without thinking

I read the first line of her email and choffed the shit out of her with the reply! Then, I realized I took the first sentence completely out of context. I should have read the rest of the email instead of being a fucking choff!

I was trying to explain I was late because I got in a car accident but my boss choffed the fuck out of me before I could even get a word in... What a choff!

by Sick Of Choff November 14, 2014

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Onky Choff

To perform oral sex. Originates from the words 'onk' and 'choff' which have the same meaning.

'Phworrr! Look at her, I wouldn't say no to an Onky Choff'

On arriving in Spain or Ibiza 'Hurry up Pedro, I've got to get to bar Onky Choff!'

by Growey February 20, 2011

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Chofo

A pedophile, or one who has relations with minors. Similar to the term Mofo, using the root word child instead of mother.

"Dude, i think Derek is a chofo, his girlfriend's only 15."

"Don't take your kids to the Neverland Ranch, that place is chofo heaven."

by the_2_librarians August 5, 2009

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Choff

noun. (1) One who is unrefined in the social realm. (2) An unrefined individual suffering from social retardation. (3) Usually suffers from early age male pattern baldness, displays a wide variety of creepy and uncomfortable smiles, has an overblown sense of baseball talent, suffers from extreme scoliosis, constantly tells untimely and distasteful jokes, and has a general lack of understanding of social situations. (See: Faggot)

(1) Hot Girl: "Are you guys gonna clean that up" Choff: "Why dont you do it yourself, bitch" (insert creepy smile).

(2) Person 1: "What did you do to that girl last night?" Person 2: "Nothing, I totally choff'ed".

by DJ Choff September 29, 2013

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